However, before Minka could give his answer, a thought hit him. Blinking his eyes once, twice, thrice, Minka said, "Say, Professor... Are you sure this is ALL you have? Isn't there something else?"
"Andrews, what are you talking about?" Professor Mahogany Stroaks said in a huff. "I am a professional. I'm showing you what I have and this is what I have."
"But, professor..." Minka started at length. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but your the world's most reknowned Pokegirl Researcher, correct?"
"Er... Yes," the professor answered. "So?"
"And you've had more than your fair share of Pokegirls, right?" Minka added.
"Yes, your point?" professor Stroaks asked.
"So you should have a LOT more Pokegirls than what you have here," Minka said. "Come on. Don't you have any other choices?"
Stroaks grumbled a bit. "All right, all right. Yeesh. Here's a few more choices for you."
It was then that the screen scrolled down to reveal five more Pokegirl PokeDex entries. Five mroe choices for Minka to choose.
ELF, the Mystic Woodsgirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Plant/Magic
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: omnivore, tend to lean towards vegetarian diet
Role: groundskeepers, gardeners, farmhands. Elves tend to make poor laborers but excel when working with plants. Crop yields are 120% when Elves are used. However they make poor pets in an urban or polluted setting.
Libido: Average (can be higher when emotionally attached to their Tamer)
Strong Vs: Plant, Water, Psychic, Rock
Weak Vs: Ghost, Steel, Poison
Attacks: Leap, Command Plants, Sleep, Mystic Bolt, Shield
Enhancements: Longevity, Elemental Affinity: Wood, Magical Affinity, Night vision, Flawed Constitution, Reduced Feral
Disadvantages: domination and poison attacks cause Elves to physically sicken and are not recommended
Evolves: Grandelf (Mana Crystal), Elfqueen (orgasm), High Elf (normal), Avariel (Angel Stone)
Evolves From: Drow Zee (mechanism unknown)
Elves are more commonly found in areas distant from civilization: they tend to sicken and may die if forced to spend time in a fairly polluted area. They are often used as farm labor. Elves are one of the pokegirl species that have an odd Feral state in which they become more prone to a form of torpor/hibernation instead. They usually combat this by working farms or traveling in groups.
EVA, the Fox-Squirrel Pokegirl
Type: Animorph, Humanoid
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: berries, nuts, common pokechow
Role: pets, guard animals, and domestics
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting
Attacks: Quick, Aura of Cute, Tackle, Leap
Enhancements: fur, capability of evolving to an elemental form, speed
Evolves: Flarea (Fire Stone), Vaporita (Water Stone), Joltina Thunder Stone), Solaria (Leaf Stone), Chippyna (Diamond Stone), Marmotte (battle stress), Espea (normal; trigged in the day), Umbrea (normal; triggered at night), Evangelion (Angel Stone)
Evolves From: None
Eva, the fox-squirrel pokegirl, is furry and cute and fairly popular. They are loyal, affectionate, and fairly intelligent. Many have been trained to be good domestics and enjoy being helpful in almost any regard. They respond well to affection, and their possibility of evolving into one of their elemental forms gives them good combat potential.
Evas also have a bad reputation that they have only slowly begun overcoming. On the Orange Continent, about twenty years after Sukebe's disappearance, an attempt to evolve an Eva using an Angel Stone resulted in the continent almost completely beneath the waves. Now the Orange Islands have a No Evas Allowed policy, though most people don't know why other than "Evas are bad luck."
GROWLIE, the Puppy Pokegirl
Type: Semihuman
Element: Fire
Frequency: Uncommon (Crimson, Indigo)
Diet: near human diet (omnivore, but mostly fish and nuts)
Role: originally tracking and frontline, make excellent pets
Libido: High
Strong Vs: Bug, Fire, Ice, Plant, Steel
Weak Vs: Ground, Rock, Water
Attacks: Flamethrower, Ignite, Growl, Slash, Bite
Enhancements: Increased strength and sense of smell, High endurance and loyalty
Evolves: Growltit (Fire Stone)
Evolves From: Goth (Sarcastic Goth sub-types only; Fire Stone)
Growlies make good pets as they are loyal to a fault. Unless you don't leave very much, it's not recommended to have only a single Growlie as the family pet as they require lots of love and attention. Another pokegirl is recommended as the Growlies can then occupy themselves by 'playing' with the other pokegirls. They are very competitive with any and ALL amorous or lustful pokegirls.
It's strongly suggested that you _not_ have any of the Domina-type Pokegirls, though. Growlies and Domina-types do NOT like each other.
MEGAMI, the Goddess Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Psychic/Magic
Frequency: unknown (all leagues)
Diet: human style diet
Role: varies
Libido: varies
Strong Vs: varies
Weak Vs: Sad faces, crying, and Domina-types
Attacks: Smile, Cry (all others vary)
Enhancements: Varies
Evolves: Megami-sama (mechanism unknown)
Evolves From: Cherry (mechanism unknown), Drag Queen (mechanism unknown), Goth (by Sarcastic Goth sub-type only; mechanism unknown) (others possible)
Megami are the most mysterious of the pokegirls. The number that exist is unknown as the number seems to change every time there's a poll. It is not recorded if there are feral Megami or not. It had never been discovered how they can be evolved or not. No information exists to answer the question, "Do other females spontaneously evolve INTO Megami?"
Not much is known about Megamis because few people understand how they even GOT a Megami when they think about it logically and those who do have a Megami either don't ask or don't think it's a big deal. When a Megami shows up, they are acknowledged as if they had always been there.
The only consistent numbers of Megami are from pokecenters and hospitals, where Megami are often found with various other nurse-type pokegirls.
Megami have NO average stats when compared to other pokegirls. They are either excellent or lousy at something. Their skills, attacks, defenses, enhancements and roles are all unknown because of this.
TYAMAZON, the Martial Artist Apprentice Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Fighting
Frequency: Rare (Uncommon in Edo League)
Diet: any human style food, with vegetarian tendencies
Role: a Tyamazon's purpose is to fight. It will be at some tournament or at a martial arts dojo.
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Bug, Dark, Ice, Rock, Normal, Steel
Weak Vs: Flying, Psychic
Attacks: Pummel, Punch, Kick, Chi Blast, Super Jump, Tackle
Enhancements: Fast learner at combat styles and over human speed, strength and endurance.
Evolves: Amazonchan (battle stress; special), Amazonlee (battle stress; special), Amazonkapoeraa (battle stress; special), Amazonwu (battle stress; special) (depends on their training)
Evolves From: None
The Tyamazon is a rare Fighting-type pokegirl, their only purpose in lifeis to become stronger and learn all the martial arts she can. Often found at dojos through the different leagues of the world, not asteachers but as students, once a Tyamazon has learned all that she could,she will move to a different location to start her training anew.
The potential of a Tyamazon is that, depending in what training they had, they can evolve into an Amazonchan, an Amazonlee, an Amazonkapoeraa, or an Amazonwu. Once they evolve, they stop thinking as a Tyamazon (meaning that they stop the intense quest in learning martial arts) since they consider that they have stopped being an apprentice.
Usually, it depends on where the Tyamazon had been living to what type she will evolve. If in the Edo League, a Tyamazon usually evolves into a Amazonlee or an Amazonchan, and sometimes into an Amazonwu, but never into an Amazonkapoeraa. But in the southern continents, a Tyamazon has more chances of evolving into a Amazonkapoeraa than an Amazonchan, Amazonlee, or Amazonwu. Usually, the evolution of a Tyamazon happens after a battle (if the Tyamazon won).
When in a Tamer's Harem, a Tyamazon will try to learn as much as she can from each fight that she has, and will eventually evolve in time.
"So, Minka..." Professor Stroaks said at length. "Are you finally ready to make a choice?"
"I think so..." Minka said seriously. "I choose..."
"Are you sure? Not that they'r ebad Pokegirls, but their somewhat-weak constituation makes it difficult for rookie Tamers to handle them.
"Ah, excellent choice. She can be evolved into a Pokegirl of a different element later on."
"I'll warn you though, they can become QUIET amorous."
"Aww... Ain't that cute! You think you can just choose her, when everyone knows the Megami chooses her...own...Tamer... She chose you? SONNUVABITCH!!!"
"Ah, good choice! They're eager to learn and good for PokeBattles."
"That's it! Here's the address to a Breeder's Ranch who's head I am friends with. Get your Pokegirl THERE!"
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