"Akane or the pigtailed girl!?"
Was what he would usualy bellow at this point. But due to a slight change in the situation, he deemed it unnecessary. The problem was, he could not think of an appropriate birthday gift for his beloved pigtailed girl or the fair Akane.
"This is most distressing; Truly my love alone would be a blessing," he thought modestly.
"no I need to get them something extra special..."
He thought long and hard... and then he had it!
"Aha!" he exclaimed out loud. "I'll ask sasuke"
and such was his briliant idea.
"Sasuke!" he yelled.
With a cry of "Yes master Kuno?", the inept ninja appeared from beneath a tatami mat.
This provoked Kuno to reply, as always, "can you not use the door? Oh well, there are more important matters at hand. Sasuke I have summoned you here for a matter that may be of the greatest importance I...nay, this family has ever encountered.
Sasuke's eyes widened.
"Ah, sir" said Sasuke.
"If this is so important then maybe we should go somewhere more private?" he said with caution.
"Nay Sasuke, I will say it here," kuno said solemly.
the tension mounted as sasuke watched his master standing there with his face turned low. how dignified he looked was what Sasuke thought.
"I cannot think of a good birthday present for my angelic pigtailed girl OR the lovely Akane". he said.
Sasuke did a facefault.
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Later that day after Sasuke had recovered and after and much thought
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"Of course!" said Kuno happily. "There is bound to be something in the family vault! I can't belive I didn't think of it sooner!"
"Actualy I thought of it..." muttered Sasuke
They walked through the immense room lined with shelves and boxes and all other manner of assorted containers. The roof was almost too high to see. Only sasuke knew half of the dangers hidden in this room. It was solely his duty to...
"Ahh this looks perfect!" Kuno exclaimed.
As Sasuke looked over at his master, a look of horror covered his face. "no master don't touch that!" he cried. But it was too late. It was the chicken statue of truth which transformed anyone stupid enough to grab it by the neck, into the animal they were most like. It had been in the Kuno family for years but nobody seemed to know how or why it had been acquired. In a flash of light the chicken statue had tranformed Kuno in to a verry dignified, but nonetheless stupid looking turkey.
Sasuke quickly reversed this by touching the statue's tail to the turky's beak.
After Kuno had recovered, they continued their search (Kuno was convinced he had become a dragon).
Finally after hours of searching and much exasperation on Sasuke's part (kuno had not left anthing untouched unworn or unused), Kuno found the perfect gift.
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