However, this time, Britanny Elin Diggers was not wide-awake this morning as to go one one of her morning runs, heavens no, (although that would happen sooner or later). This werecheetah had a far more important task at hand.
It was time to play match-maker!
Britanny had been up the majority of the night. She had been racking her brain, trying to hatch a plan to get her favorite bestest-best buddy Danielle together with her favorite, (and only) brother Ranma.
After all, the werecheetah had gotten pretty tired of having to avoid the subject of boys around her best friend, "Because I just know she's gonna bring up my brother. Yuck! I don't wanna know what she thinks about him!" Britanny thought a little in disgust. She really did not want to her her best friend compare her thoughts on Ranma's butt to some of the ones of the guys in the magazines.
"Still, I'll get this over and done with soon!" Britanny thought seriously. "I mean, what better way to get those two together than offering Ranma to do the super hero-thing with us?"
Chuckling, Britanny got up from her bed and stretched. It was perfect. Ranma becoming a super-hero would help Britanny in three-fold.
First off, her brother could DEFINITELY lend them a hand when it came to the super-heroing. Sure, Brit and Danni had held off a lot of villains already, but they could use some heavy magical fire-power, and Britanny was damn sure her older brother could supply it.
Second, if Ranma were a super-hero with them, it would allow Britanny to keep an eye on the relationship between her friend and brother. She could give them both tips on how to treat the other and act as a go-between.
Third, Britanny could make sure her brother didn't do no hanky-panky with Pinky! Danni was STILL Britanny's bestest-best friend, and Britanny could get her sister a 'date' that wouldn't take advantage of her... "And if he did try, I wouldn't feel guilty breaking him. Nope. He's a mage. He can heal himself," Britanny thought seriously.
Having stretched, and her game-plan set in her mind, Britanny head off towards her brother's room...
...And then headed right back to put on some clothing. She was still only wearing a bra and panties set from when she had gone to sleep.
Once fully-clothed, Britanny headed down the hall towards her brother's room. Reaching her brother's door, Britanny opened it slowly, frowning as it made a slight creaking noise. "Hope that didn't wake bro up."
Peeking in, Britanny could see that Ranma was in his boxers and undershirt, and completely out of it, if the snoring was any indication. Feeling it was safe, Britanny walked in.
Looking around, Britanny could see that Ranma's room was the 'happy-medium' when compared to Gina's room and her own room. Ranma's wasn't as neat as hers, but nowhere near as messy as Gina's room. His room also had a few magical books around, but nowhere enear as many school books as Gina's room did. Plus, like Britanny herself did, Ranma had a few more personal items decorating the walls, like posters, and he had a television in his room.
Britanny pouted at that. How come Ranma got a private TV and Gina and her had to fight over the one in the living room now and again? "Oh, wait, that's right," Britanny remembered, "He bought it himself. Kinda needed it since dad wouldn't let him go out for half a year for some time."
Walking right up to ber brother's bed, Britanny shook her head. Yep. He was still sound-asleep. "Brother... Oh big brother..." Britanny started in a soft, sacrine-sweet voice. "Wakey-wakey..."
"Nnn..." Ranma mumbled. "No Grammy... No wanna get up... Broke both...legs...yest'day..." Ranma then let out a loud snore.
Seeing Ranma roll onto his back, Britanny rolled her eyes. "I swear, he sleeps like I did when I was a kid," Britanny thought as she rolled her eyes. "Still, I know one way to get his lazy ass up."
Smirking, Britanny put her hand up to Ranma's nose and stuck her index and middle fingers up his nose. Ranma tried to snort and woke up with a start, chocking. Britanny took her hands away quickly to allow her brother to breathe easier. "COUGH, COUGH! Christ, Brit! HACK! What you do that for!?"
Holding back from smiling, Britanny forced herself to hold a serious face. "Do you hear that Ranma?"
Blinking his eyes, Ranma stared at his taller, younger sibling. "Hear what?"
"The call!" Britanny said.
Raising an eyebrow, Ranma asked, "The call?"
Leaning over to Ranma's dresser, Britanny picked up Ranma's telephone off his reciever. Yet another thing Brit was jealous over. Ranma has his own phoneline. Still...
Holding the phone out towards her brother, Britanny said, "Ranma, the call is from Heroism. Will you accept the charges."
Ranma was silent for a long while...
"Cheetah, you are such a nerd," Ranma muttered.
Ranma 'oomphed' as his sister then hit him with one of his pillows.
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(Posted Thu, 20 Nov 2003 01:41)
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