Blinking her eyes, Britanny sniffed. The place still smelled to be Ranma's, but something was off... "As if the generator of the smell were still here," Britanny thought seriously.
Trying to appear not to be doing anything, Britanny smelled the area. Yep. It was still coming from the bed. "He's using an invisibility spell!" Britanny thought. She mentally had to applaud him. "That was pretty sneaky," Britanny thought. She had to supress a smirk. "Well, two can play at THAT game."
His arms crossed in pride, Ranma sat still on his bed, smiling a satisfied smirk. His sister looked spooked and confused. Great! His 'Presence Mask' spell had worked! "And Pops and ol' man Gniess said I couldn't do it! I'm totally hidden from Cheets," Ranma thought with glee. "This is gonna be so...useful?" Ranma's thought trailed off as he saw his sister fall to her knees. "Huh?"
Sighing, Britanny was going to get her brother where it hurt. She knew he was a sapp for one thing. Crying girls. So, conjuring up many of her more sadder mmories, like what happened to mom, her grandfather, and when Gian at the last can of tuna, Britanny sniffled.
Gritting his teeth, Ranma was praying to all the Dieties he knew that Britanny wouldn't start... Too late...
Tears started to treck down the side of the werecheetahs face, making little treks in her facial fur. "Sniffle... R-Ranma you meanie... *hiccup* I just wanted your help and you run off.... You meanie! I... I... WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Mentally, Britanny was congratulating herself. She deserved and Oscar for this. Or at the very least and Emmy.
Mentally groaning, Ranma wanted to stop looking at his little sister, oh he REALLY wanted to stop. "Tears are just secretion of water through eye-ducts and keep eyes moisturized," Ranma reminded himself. "So why is it a living hell to watch girls crying!?"
Seeing Britanny continue to cry, Ranma sighed. "Oh come on!" Ranma mentally pleaded. "Leave already! Go out for a run! Go search! Take your damn breath! Go tease Gina for all I care! Just LEAVE ALREADY!"
But still, Britanny stay on the floor, crying her eyes out. "Ranma you meanie!" She cried still. "I just wanted your help. And you... You turn me down when I needed you the most... Boo hoo! Ranma hates me! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Ranma's resolve started to crack. Sighing, he just droppped the spell. "Relax sis, relax already, please."
Sniffling, Britanny looked up at her brother with red, puffy eyes. "Ranma?" *Sniff*! "You're back?"
Nodding his head, Ranma said, "Yeah. Please stop crying, okay?"
"Okay!" Britanny all but shouted, suddenly pretty damn chipper and looking better than all right.
Sighing, Ranma got the feeling he'd been suckered somehow, but wasn't sure how to prove it. Still, at least it got her to stop crying. "Now sis, what is it this time?"
"You know," Britanny said. "I just wanted you to help me and Danni," Britanny's lip trembled as if she were about to cry and her eyes became watery again. "But then you teleported away..."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Ranma apologized. "Just please, DON'T cry!"
Britanny looked up at Ranma with those shiny, sad kitten-eyes. "Does this mean you'll help Danni and me then?"
Looking at Britanny, Ranma sighed. "There's no way you'd let me out of it otherwise, right?" Seeing Britanny nod her head to that, Ranma sighed again. "All right, all right. I'll help you and Danni out."
"YAY! Britanny cheered as she hugged her big-brother. "Oh thank you, THANK YOU! You're the bestest-best brother in the whole wide-world! You're my absolute favorite brother!"
"Britanny..." Ranma started.
"Yeah?" Britanny asked.
"I'm your only brother," Ranma deadpanned.
"So, you're still the best," Britanny said as she playfully nuzzled her brother's cheek.
Sighing, Ranma nodded his head, "Yeah, yeah, enough already. Just go and let me get some sleep already!"
"Okay!" Britanny said. She jumped off the bed and looked back at Ranma. "Meet me and Danni after school. We'll start making plans then!" And with that, Britanny left the room, closing the door behind her.
Sighing, Ranma just plopped back down onto the bed. "About frikin time... Now back to sleep..."
Ranma snuggled back into bed and closed his eyes...
*RIIIIIIIIIIIING*!
And sat right back up with a shock. Leaning over to the nightstand, Ranma looked at his clock. "It's 7:30? Already!? Gods dammit!"
"But Ranmaaa..." *Eyes water*
"Ack! Nevermind! Don't cry!"
"I don't know Ran-"
"Ah, quiet, Teddy! I like it! Not so much that mage crap, but still he'd be learning with warriors!"
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