[Episode 79729] [Episode 79729]The female looked at her friend. "The author was a bit lazy in describing us." She idly commented. "So, why is Asuka here in Nerima again?"
Her companion shrugged. "I don't know, Rei, it could be because she was sent back in time to stop the second, and subsequently the third impact in our time..."
"Like in that one story where her eye was replaced, Shinji?"
Shinji nodded. "Yeah, that one." He said, before groaning. "Or, this could be some silly little lemon story and we're about to walk in on some sort of massive orgy that draws us in and we have no chance in getting out without being fucked or fucking someone we hardly know." If what he had seen earlier that morning was any indication...
"You mean like that story where you, me, Asuka and Ranma all end up in the Pokegirl world and Asuka and I become Pokegirls and you have to become our master?" She thought about mentioning the times when she, Shinji and Asuka had their three-ways, but decided not too, she might have jumped his bones right then and there if she thought about it.
Shinji shuddered when he remembered that story. "Yeah, that wasn't too pleasant. Dang it! How come Ranma gets more booty than the rest of us guys?!"
"Because he isn't a total coward? People feel sorry for him? It's fairly easy to transpose him into different universes?" Rei asked, shrugging. "Besides, I still do not see why you were complaining terribly this morning."
Shinji stopped and stared at the half-angel for a bit. "First off, I woke up alive, which is good. But then I walk out of the room, turn the corner, and go into the next one, thinking it was a bathroom or something, and I see my dad," Shinji shuddered again, "laying on his back as that chi-vampire Hinako-san rode up and down on him, draining his energy, and saying something about a long, hard, hot, red and creamy lollipop!"
Rei watched as Shinji screamed in agony and tried to claw his eyes out. "I suppose seeing a parent doing the nasty, as they say, would be bothersome. Though, why did we come to Nerima anyway?"
"Well, we came to see if Asuka was here, that weirdo in the cape said he thought he saw her in this town."
Rei nodded. "What do we do if she is in this town? Go back to our world?"
Shinji shook his head. "No! I was thinking of going over to the Oh My Goddess universe next." When Rei looked at him in confusion, he clarified. "I want to see if the God there can fix our universe, or at least get us transferred to another Universe."
Rei nodded, sounded better than being a giant decomposing head surrounded by red liquid for the rest of time.
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