All around Dildoraan, you could see Skank Adept Jinnai's fleet taking position. The dark apprentice sent an ultimatum : either he marries princess Belldandy Orgasma or Dildoraan will be destroyed in nasty and anal ways !
Princess Belldandy was a truly nice girl and decided to sacrifice herself to save her people. She was now on the bridge of Jinnai's flagship, the Deepthroat, in a nice (if a little improper, so much skin was visible !) spiked leather wedding dress. Jinnai himself was wearing a Dominatrix costume (which of course made him look ridiculous). The priest had trouble performing the ceremony, he had to take breathers just to keep himself from laughing...
"And now if someone is opposed to this union, he must speak now or shut up for eternity..."
Of course, the rules of synchronicity always ensure that a wedding is interrupted when the minister pronounces THAT phrase. Alarms sounded. The fleet's sensors had spotted a spatial disturbance in the vicinity.
And in a glorious flash of blue light (at least Belldandy thought so), the Swordbreaker appeared and started to kick the imperials' collective asses, severely.
*****
Ranma had followed Kintaro's advice and got his mojo back (with energy to spare). Jura had been quite helpful in that regard. She and Barnette were still in their cabin, exhausted and with silly smiles you would need a crowbar to put out. It had taken several hours but the experience had been rather pleasant. The porn master had been satisfied with his student's prowess and promised him more lessons in the way of True Manliness for later.
"Master, imperial fleet dead ahead !" THAT hadn't been expected.
"Damn it ! What are they doing here !?" Why couldn't his life be easier sometimes...
"Master, they are hailing us ! Should I put them on the main screen ?"
Ranma thought back with horror with the Imperials' last call, namely Kuno's 'manly exposure'. He reacted as his sanity demanded :
"Never again ! ATTACK !!! And tell those girls to launch !"
"Hai, Master !"
See other episodes by Jamil Nate
(Posted Sun, 27 Oct 2002 11:29)
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