'Drastic times call for drastic measures,' he reasoned with himself, racing to the bridge.
"Holographic system online, Master!" Canal reported dutifully, as soon as he had arrived.
Ranma nodded. "In ten, zoom in on me and project the image on all the imperial destroyers." Seeing the confused expresison on her face, he smiled encouragingly. "You're the best hacker in the galaxy. I believe in you!"
Blushing, Canal nodded, lowering her head, and started the countdown.
On the count of one, Ranma bent over and dropped his pants, shouting, "Now, Canal!"
Even as smoke trailed off Canal's fizzling form, her pre-set command worked like a charm. On the tactical displays of every Imperial Perv Destroyer stationed at Dildoraan, gigantic asses appeared. Unable to resist their dark temptations and Imperial conditioning, the gunners did their best to nail them, while the navigators and pilots tried to ram them at full speed.
It was a slaughter.
As Ranma was slowly pulling up his pants and greeting the naked Belldandy Orgasma, who was busy showing him her appreciation for saving her planet, Kintaro Oe was sadly shaking his head.
"What do you mean 'Once you get a taste of the Dark Side, you can't go back'?!"
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(Posted Sun, 27 Oct 2002 16:38)
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