Tirga's Horse: Ouch [Episode 80714]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Sitting in the Healer’s Clinic, Ranma just stared stupidly at the spectacle of Tirga before her. The weretiger was currently unconscious, in a body-cast, and the female healer was applying salve to his overly bruised face. It was so red and puffy that he looked like one huge strawberry marshmallow with chocolate stripes.

Sighing, Ranma couldn’t get the thought of what happened out of her mind. First her mother hadn’t listened and started slicing and stabbing the dead-beat weretiger. And she had been trying to cut off his head, not stab him repeatedly!!! “Guess mom doesn’t have the skill to wield that thing as well as she’d like us to believe,” Ranma thought in disbelief. She stabbed Tirga in the thigh when aiming for his neck!

Looking over at Tirga, Ranma sighed. It hadn’t stopped there. Once Nodoka started, OTHERS joined the bandwagon. Seeing Nodoka start slicing up the weretiger, Ranma’s sister Ukyo wasn’t going to be left out. She started smashing the weretiger again and again with her Large-Ass-Battle Spatula. “And when she wasn’t using the LAB Spatula, she was taking out the mini-ones and stabbing him again and again!” Ranma thought in absolute disbelief.

Shivering, Ranma took the fact the jaguar-girl jumped in and helped Ukyo. With a battle cry of ‘Kapowie’, she kept pounding and pounding and pounding. “And when she brought that ice sword of hers out...” Ranma thought and shivered. She had gotten used to cat-people but seeing an angry one attacking brought unpleasant memories of the Neko-Ken back to Ranma.

Turning her head to the side of the room, Ranma looked at Cologne who was piecing her staff back together after it had been broken in half. She could understand the others, but Cologne!? Cologne was the one who started to agree with the other weres. “But I guess when she saw the others beating him down, she couldn’t bare to be left out,” Ranma rationalized. “She must have whacked the poor tiger a good four dozen times before her staff broke.”

And then there was the spectacle Ranma would have never expected. Word seemed to have gotten out through the town that Tirga was back and getting a beat-down. There was a huge line of all sorts of girls that went around the inn at least five times! “I can’t believe they started taking turns at beating down Tirga!”

Blinking her eyes, Ranma berated herself. Yes, she could believe that. She could REALLY believe it. He had screwed numerous girls in Nerima. Not only had Tirga done the deed with her, Ukyo, Akane, and Shampoo, but Kasumi as well! And not too long after, she found out Natsumi ‘Tendo’ also had a sexual run-in with the rambunctious weretiger.

Overall, Ranma came to a conclusion from that.

“Stinkin’ pervert,” Ranma grumbled as she took a moment to actually glare at the bed-ridden weretiger.

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(Posted Sat, 29 Nov 2003 17:01)


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