. Despite popular belief by many fanatic accults, Shinji was not a Satanist, however much cerain groups(The KKK) would like to disagree, the fact of the matter is was that Shinji, like so many other mortals, had become the favorite of a certain deity. Lucifer, the once Angel of light, turned Angel of Darkness, was a creature whose life lacked many things. One, entertainment came very rarley down in Hell, so when a certain pigtailed martial artist came around, Satans life had been a happy one. He had loved to watch the perdicaments Ranma Soutome would end up in next.
. Of course Third Impact came and well, Ranma died, along with Satans fun. So when young Shinji came around, a boy who seemed to have the same aura which seemed to make his life misserable, Satan saw his chance at fun again. So he tried to pack as many types of women into NERV as he could, hoping that all of them would some how like the boy. However it seemed two problems were aparent in all the women. Asuka, she loud, obnoxious, didn't appreciate help, and seemed to have a thing for older men. Rei, she was emotionless, lifeless, also liked Shinji's father, who Shinji didn't like, at all. Misato, she was messy, and a raging alcholic. Then he made that Mana chick, and things seemed to be working, Rei and Asuka got noticabley jelous, and Shinji was getting into quite a few predicaments, but then she had to leave due to her occupation.
. It seemed to the Regent of Darkness that he would never find any fun in his abissmal life. But wait! What's this! He had it, Shinji's aura, the same thing that had brought this boy to his attention, was also the reason, women didn't pay attention to him, or rather, human women. Then when Shinji appeared on Matchup 101, and Shinji as its next victom, err contestent, he saw his chance in one of the choices. Using his powers of suggestion, Satan made Shinji pick the non-human harem. -------------------------
. Back at the game show. "I'll go with the non-human harem." Satan grinned so wide it seemed it would fall off his face. "You heard him folks! Shinji's trying for some variety in life. Good luck kid, now from which non-human harem will you pick?"
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