"Oh, my," Tatewaki exclaimed. "I've heard of Team Rocksoff. You're league bounty hunters, aren't you?"
"That's right," agreed Soun with a firm nod. "We're on the trail of a violent criminal."
"Have you seen this tamer!?" Genma demanded as he waved a wanted poster in front of them. Ranma looked up from where she lay and saw his own face printed above a ten billion yen reward. "He is wanted for pokewoman abuse, theft, murder and twelve counts of gross stupidity while commiting a crime."
"He's wanted dead or very dead!" Nodoka said grimly, rasping her blades together. "Oh, the shame of it. My own son! When I see him again ..." she waved her blades menacingly. Ranma broke out in a sweat.
"Don't worry about it, dear," Genma said. "We'll get him yet!"
"Are you sure you haven't seen him?" Soun demanded.
"No, sirs and madam," Tatewaki denied. "But I have here a pokewoman in great need of taming. Could I prevail on you to take care of her?"
"What?" Ranma cried, shaking off the paralysis effects with shock. "No way amd I letting them 'tame' me! I'm not even a pokegirl, I'm... eep!"
"Oh dear, you're not going feral, are you?" Nodoka demanded as she approached in concern. "I wouldn't like to have to put you down. Not like that worthless son of mine."
"Nope! No way!" exclaimed Ranma as he eyed her sharp blades warily and shook her head. "I'm fine! I don't need taming, really."
"Well, Dear, be a good girl and let my tamer do you, just to be sure. Don't worry, you'll like it. He's very manly!"
"Gah! That's sick!" Ranma paniked.
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