bleep bleep bleep
Yuka checked her dragonball-radar, it seemed to indicate that the next dragonball was in -
snatch
[It had to be done] said the panda-sign of the panda that had just stolen Yuka's bleeper and was out the front door.
"That's it, Saotome! We'll unite the houses at last!" declared the pursuing Soun Tendo.
"That's my bleeper," declared Yuka, drawing a ping-pong ball gun out of her purse.
Nabiki smirked. "That certainly looks ridiculous."
Ping PONG!
Having a hard rubber ping pong ball bounced off her forehead at nearly 500mph, Nabiki immediately shut up about how ridiculous that looked. The lump on her head as she lay dazed on the floor said enough.
"I'm gonna get that panda," declared Yuka as she rushed to her large vehicle and climbed in.
"Oh my," said Kasumi who thought all this was terribly exciting.
"Happosai's already on his way," said Akane as she leapt into the seat next to Yuka. "No matter what else, we have to make sure he doesn't get that bleeper. Move over, I'm driving."
"No," said Yuka. "It's my truck. I'm driving."
"I have martial artist reflexes and I'm stronger. I should drive," insisted Akane.
A gold streak indicated that Ranma had gotten tired of waiting and had gone after the panda himself.
"Do you even know how to drive?" Yuka asked.
"How hard can it be?" Akane insisted, shoving her friend aside. She knew she was right.
griiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnd
"It's a stickshift," pointed out Yuka from the backseat. "All right if you've got to drive. Drive. I'll man the machine gun."
"Yeah, right, 'machine gun'," said Akane, "okay, here we go!"
griiiinnndddd thunk. vroooom! CRASH!
"You do realize that you just backed up through your own property wall, Akane?" Yuka asked.
THOOM!
"That wasn't me," Akane insisted, trying to find the right gear.
"K - U - N - O! It's on the move we gotta go!"
"Actually," said Yuka, "it's Tatewaki Kuno, Sasuke, and Mariko Konjou all with missile-toting motorcycles."
"Here we go!" Akane declared as the vehicle lurched forward. "See? Nothing to it!"
CRASH!
"You've got to stop saying that," observed Yuka.
Ranma kept an eye on the panda. It was easy when you had some altitude and a really fast cloud.
What he didn't realize yet was that some of the other fusions were... well... a bit odd.
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