[Episode 86121] [Episode 86121]Ranma had to work to avoid the collective that were his wives. Seven women were hard to dodge, but Ranma had the skills. Sneaking up to the Nekohaten, he waited till the old ghoul was alone. Slipping into the kitchen, he called out quietly to Cologne. "Old Ghoul, I need your help."
"Son-in-law? What are you doing here? Why aren't you with your wives?" Cologne asked as she gave Ranma a careful look. From her look, she knew that something is wrong. Something wrong with Ranma could affect her great granddaughter. She was worried that something major was wrong.
"You ain't going to believe this, but..." Ranma said, going into his story about his dream last night. The game show, the 'host', the prize that he had received. The fact that they hinted at a harem for him, then he woke up in the middle of one. Which was completely different than the world that he had been in when he went to sleep that night. Like something magical had happened to him. "And given how magic has affected me, I'm not sure that I trust it."
Cologne looked at her Son-in-law taking it all in. Carefully, she spoke, "It sounds like the gods have taken a personal interest in your life. The world that you describe doesn't sound like what has happened in this world. Just a few month ago, you risked your life and soul to save your current wives. That set in motion the better behaviour of the women, causing them to become close friends at least."
Ranma tried to think of an event that could cause Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, Hinako and the Tendos to all become close friends. 'I just can't see the event that could cause that.' Ranma thought to himself as he jaw lowered due to his surprise. "But what about the multiple marriage? Isn't that illegal?"
"Not since the new law passed. The Emperor's son had not sired a son with his wife, so a collective of men decided on opening the idea of polygamy. Of course, you had to have noble blood in you and fill out the right paper work. Both of which you can thank your mother for." Cologne said as she took a seat and offered Ranma one.
"Paperwork and noble blood? That's it?" Ranma said, his voice raising with his shock.
"It was a lot of paperwork. At least five forms needed to be done in triplicate." Cologne said with a smile.
"But how can I satisfy seven women? How can I keep them happy?" Ranma said as he tried to figure out how his marriage was working.
"Well, I have been providing you with certain herbal supplements to enhance your performance and stamina. Didn't want my Great Granddaughter disappointed. Plus a few of your wives have other ways to satisfy themselves when you are busy with the others." Cologne said, looking like she was trying to hold back her laughter.
"What do you mean they can satisfy themselves?" Ranma asked, starting to get tired of puzzle upon puzzle falling onto of him. His face started to turn red from the frustration he was having.
"The fact that some of your wives enjoy the touch of a woman along with the touch of their husband. In other words, some of your wives are bisexual." Cologne said, laughing. The sight of the red colour draining out of Ranma's face as the red flowed down his nose was quite amusing.
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