Onoli, a six year old were-lion orphan who was visiting with his friends Trisha and Tirga looked faint, "Pppeeking up your dress?"
"Awww! Trisha! Its not fair, why does he always want to look up your dress!" Galia, a younger were-tigress sulked.
Tirga, a four year old were-tiger with play boy tendencies already showing merely giggled, "I'll look up your dress too, Galia!"
"YAY!"
The parents of the children glared at Gneiss.
Gneiss sweat dropped, before pointing to Ranma who was in the courtyard with Theo resting, "It's gotta be that boy! Honest! I never taught them anything like this!"
The parents immediately lost focus on Gneiss, and started stalking up to Ranma. It didn't help matters when they overheard. "I never knew a cats tongue could be so rough!"
"RANMA! PREPARE TO DIE!" and a hoard of angry parents jumped him.
***
A few months down the road, a total of one year since Ranma arrived in this world and began training with Gneiss.
"RRRanma!" Theo screamed, watching the boy flipping a large crystal bottle into the air with complete disregard to the WARNING! Holy Water of King Malo! Stamped across it.
"Huh? Theo? What's up man? You look like yer about to crap your pants." The ignorant boy shrugged, flipping the bottle some more from sheer boredom. He really wanted to get out of this place, but Gneiss was being really stubborn about it.
"STOP! BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL!" Theo screamed, back stepping away from Ranma.
Ranma blinked, coincidentally misthrowing the bottle, "Eh? Dude, what's the problem?"
"YOU FOOL! THATS HOLY WATER OF KING MALO! IT'S GONNA BLOW! DUCK!"
Ranma gulped as he head a distinct crash, before a huge explosion engulfed him, Theo, and the entirety of Gneiss's Spiral Tower.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
***
"GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!" Gneiss screamed, pushing both Theo and Ranma down a cliff where both boys fell a good two hundred feet to the rocky ground below. They would live, unfortunately.
Turning to his home, the old mage had to suppress a desire to cry at the injustice of it all. The boy had been playing with Holy Water of King Malo, the equivalent to 400 tons of nitro glycerin if it happened to be magically charged!
End Result? A GAPING hole in the mountain where his tower use to be! Everything that he had worked so hard to build and collect was GONE! Ash! Dust in the wind!
"RANMA SAOTOME! THEODORE DIGGERS! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!" Gneiss screamed!
***
"Ah, look at it this way Theo. At least we are free!" Ranma shouted jovially as the two made way to Durpan.
Theo glared at his friend, "Free? FREE?! I've got no way to go back home, I've got no instructors lined up, and my father left me here for FIVE YEARS! Face it Ranma, I'm fucked!"
Ranma shrugged, "Ah relax Alvin. We'll think of something." and he started whistling a merry little tune.
"AAARRGH!"
***
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(Posted Fri, 23 Jan 2004 20:42)
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