She popped in where the Inners were meeting with Hotaru and having a study session. She quickly looked them over, getting their attention incidently, then began her happy dance again.
"What's going on?" Usagi asked, all smiles.
"He's dead! Dead! Deaddeaddeaddead! I had to go back and kill him when he was five years old but he's DEAD!"
"He must have been a very bad person," said Usagi, astonished to see Pluto so happy.
"No more fiance, no more engagements, no boyfriends," said Setsuna, doing a little jig. "Ranma Saotome is GONE!"
"Excuse me?" Usagi, Minako, Makoto, Rei, Hotaru, and Ami asked in an odd harmony.
"The timestream got messed up by a boy who unintentionally got a harem, then he tried to save your lives, well he succeeded, but in the doing got his life tangled up with yours and it took encouraging his father and then adding a rabid cat to the ones that his father was feeding him to - but he's dead at last!" Setsuna said amongst giggles. She'd beaten the fates!
"Wow, I guess this compulsory truth charm works," said Rei, holding up something.
"I ended up in a harem?" asked Minako, astonished.
"Don't worry, it's all over now," said Setsuna. "You don't end up in any relationship, living loveless and alone until it finally breaks you and you join up with Usagi's harem but you still mainly get pushed to the side and neglected. Even Artemis dumps you eventually."
"Oh... how nice..." said a twitching Minako. "A loveless champion of love. Just what I always wanted to be... not"
"It's necessary for Crystal Tokyo," Setsuna assured her. "All of you end up pretty much in the same boat, driven together with no one else to confide in or care about until you're all pretty much dependent on Usagi and emotional wrecks who have chosen a lesbian harem arrangement out of sheer desperation for some kind of connection."
"I'm beginning to wish we had that a lot earlier," said Ami, eyeing Rei's charm. "This explains a lot."
"Uhm, I've got a question," said Usagi.
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