"Yo! You Odine?" A tall skinny man with enough muscle tone to intimidate a lab rat walk in off the street, carrying a rather large military sack.
"Ah! You must be that Matdeception fellow. Welcome!" Odine grinned, mentally cursing. He had assumed Matdeception was a fat rolly polly loser who spent all his time in front of a computer rather then off exercising. Damn, now he owed Wiley a cool million!
"Ah, sorry bub." The tall man shrugged, dropping the back over his shoulder seemingly unconcerned. The bag hit the ground, and for a second Odine swore he heard something inside groan in pain. "I'm Matdeception's errand boy. Bob, the.." he posed, striking a flamboyant pose, "LESBIAN SLAYER!"
Odine blinked... "Oh right. That completely unique if worthless character he created for that fic of his, what was it, Why Always Me?"
"Eer.. yeah." Bob sighed, massaging his forehead in irritation, "If that lazy bastard would ever get to work on the next chapter. Damn it! I get to bitch slap Zelda in that!"
"Yes." Odine shrugged, "Where is the honorable *cough*lazyass*cough* Matdeception now?"
"Ah, said he couldn't make it. Had some villages to plunder, scores of women to pleasure. Get my drift?"
Odine blinked, "He's getting drunk on whiskey again, isn't he?"
"Yep! What can you do?"
"Heh. Very well. I assume.." he pointed to the bag, "That is the first vic, eer, volunteer to this project?"
"Yep. Took me abit to capture the subject too." Bob sighed, "I hate martial artists."
"Quite. Hook him up to the machine."
***
"He's in doc. What's the point of all this bull shit anyway?!"
Odine shrugged, "Who knows? I just felt like tearing into some ones mind." he lovingly patted the machine, the Logo of Evangelion printed on its side, though it looked faded and old. "Primarily a Character study, but it tends to ignore all their good aspects and focus on their bad ones."
"Eh.." Bob didn't know what to say to THAT.
"Still, the machine needs some fine tuning. So I'm testing it on some pathetic Alternate Universe version of the idiot strapped inside."
"Ah..." Bob blinked, "What's with the Cameras?"
"Oh? Didn't Matdeception tell you?" Odine shrugged, typing into his computer and booting up the machine, "FOX paid me a mint. Were going to call it 'Freudian Slips'. Gonna get paid to show the pain and abject misery of those in the machine as it tears their minds apart and shows them how screwed up they really are!" He then went on to grumble about Matdeception receiving sixty percent of the profits.
"Ah..."
"So.. who's the idiot Matdeception suckered into this?"
"Ah.. I believe his name is..."
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(Posted Sun, 22 Feb 2004 05:49)
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