[Episode 9035] [Episode 9035]"You seem to be at a loss for words Ranma-darling," commented Kodachi with a giggle. "Don't worry. While our pets are wonderful, my bed is all yours."
"Bed?"
"Oh yes. Although I do hope that we spend less time actually sleeping. But I also want to talk about our pets."
Ranma blinked. "You do?"
"But of course. It is only for Owners to discuss their pets. I was thinking of having special tags made up for them. Engraved of course, perhaps a cat for Shampoo, a spatula for Ukyo and a mallet for the Tendo girl. Engraved, certainly. And for each of them a black rose to reperesent me and a horse for you."
"That... might be nice actually."
"You must understnd Ranma-darling," Kodachi said in all seriousness, "that I believe in using pain to help in the giving of pleasure, but never too much. 'Clouds and rain', you understand."
"To be honest... No."
Kodachi sighed. "You can't be serious."
"I'm tellin' the truth. Me and Pops never really talked about that kind of stuff. I only know as much as I do 'cause a what the guys talked about in school went I got to go. And we stayed on farms a couple a times and some of the farmers told me some of the stuff."
"You mean to tell me that you are an innocent?"
"I guess. I mean I never did anything with a girl," said an embarrased Ranma.
"Then let me be the one to teach you," said Kodachi coming to grasp one hand.
"That's okay...I..."
"Mistress Kodachi!" said Sasuke.
'Saved by the ninja,' thought Ranma.
"What is it?" asked the black rose.
"Ranma has a phone call."
The pigtailed boy blinked. "Who me?"
"Yes," answered the ninja, holding up a tray with a phone on it.
Picking it up, Ranma managed to say a hesitant, "Hello?"
"Is this Mister Ranma Saotome?"
"Uh... yeah."
"Good, I managed to find you. This is Furries 4 U."
"Is somethin' wrong?"
"No. This is to inform you that Nabiki Tendo has eaten a KitKat bar and is now in the finishing stages of becoming your pet catgirl."
"WHAT?!"
"Please keep calm Mister Saotome. All that is needed is for you and Miss Kuno if you wish to extend the co-ownership, to come down to the store at your earliest convience."
"Uhh... I guess... thanks."
"No problem. We will be awaiting your visit. Goodbye." "'Bye," murmured Ranma before he hung up.
"What is it Ranma-darling?" asked Kodachi. Ranma explained the call and Kodachi frowned. "Then I guess the thing to do now is to:
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