Scribbled on it was the fake school with the diagram showing explosives packed in every surface. To the side was a cariacture of Ranma and his father. The next panel showed the two entering the school. The last panel showed the school blowing up with pieces of Ranma flying in all directions.
Setsuna looked it over. Yes. It was exactly as she had worked it out. A perfect plan!
There they were! There was Genma taking his son to the building. There was Ranma commenting on how the building looked abandoned. There was Genma throwing his son into the building.
Giddily happy, Setsuna pushed the button.
The building blew up.
Setsuna reached over and touched a button.
"Celebrate,
Celebrate,
Dance to the music!"
Just as she turned back to Sailor Pluto and was beginning to gyrate to the tune though -
WHAM!
"Whoa, that hurt," said Ranma, picking himself up and brushing himself off. "Man, Pops training methods are getting pretty nuts."
Slowly Sailor Pluto rose, lifting her Time Key Staff up above her head for a moment before bringing it down with all her remaining strength.
"I better check on him," realized Ranma. zing!
WHACK! went the Time Key Staff as it hit a board.
BANG! went the board as it flew up and slammed into Pluto's face.
"AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" went Sailor Pluto as she planned the annihilation of Ranma and then the entire male gender for this insult!
Sailor Pluto tiptoed around the corner of the junkyard. Ranma and his father were heading this way. Ranma would step into the loop of rope, tension would go off, Ranma would be whipped into the car crusher, and then the conveyor would feed his broken remains to the blast furnace.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Sailor Pluto, taking another swig from her thermos of double espresso. Which unfortunately had her snort espresso out of her nose briefly and as it was hot espresso even the Make Up transformation's abilities couldn't make it look elegant.
"Hey Pops, what's this?" said Ranma's voice.
"Hmmm. It looks like an obvious trap," said Genma's voice.
Sailor Pluto snarled. How could her clever trap be anything less than perfection?!
"Doesn't seem to work. I poke it with the stick and nothing happens," said Ranma's voice.
"There's supposed to be some martial arts sensei around here," said Genma. "Maybe he's trying to catch supper. I wouldn't think an auto graveyard would be a good place for catching anything edible. Though as I recall, rat can be quite tasty if prepared properly."
"Yuck," said Ranma, predictably.
"Oh here's the problem," said Genma.
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Sailor Pluto, turning the corner and charging the two, pushing a startled Ranma into the loop.
toing went the rope, hauling Ranma and someone who hadn't let go fast enough into the air.
WHAM! went Ranma and a Time Key Staff into a car crusher.
THUD! went the slightly heavier Sailor Pluto into a stack of cars.
CRUNCH, GRIND! went the car crusher as hydraulic plates squished things inside the box into a tiny area.
CRASH! went the stack of cars, tumbling over in a wave that included someone with long dark green hair.
FWOOM! went the blast furnace.
"Aw man," said Ranma a few minutes later as he inspected his ashen clothing. "I liked that shirt."
"Don't be a prissy little girl, Ranma!" consoled his father. "Stop wasting time and come along!"
Ranma nodded and then spotted this glittery little cube of something. That looked neat.
Sailor Pluto, bleeding and filthy, got to the top of the cars and saw Ranma walking off. "NOOOOOOO! I'll get him, I'll get... Waitaminute. Where's my Time Key Staff?"
Ranma flipped the little metal cube up in the air a few times before Genma grabbed it. "Stop that son, you don't know where it's been."
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