"AFTER HER!" charged the Inner Senshi!
"Fascinating," said Washu as she scanned, recharged the capacitor on her Time Induction Gateway Generation Energon Ring (even if it looked like a pocket calculator attached to a stuffed tiger), and pursued.
CRAAAAAAAAK! went a big ol' crack in the picture of pristine Crystal Tokyo.
flick!
"dead scream!"
"Blocked that shot!" said Urd as materialized a shield.
"That old lady tried to kill Oogami-san!" Sakura exclaimed.
"That other woman blocked it with some kind of shield spell," noted one of the techs.
"After her!" called out one of the Senshi.
flick!
"Stop her!"
"AGHHHHH!!"
Happosai stared. He'd been wondering on what to hang his school of martial arts. What could he do and pursue to the extent where he could devote his entire life to and that would provide the martial arts training he knew would allow him to found a school. (Thereby showing up his uppity brothers.)
A woman with long legs had just run over him, and he'd just gotten a look up that short skirt to get a blurry (he was getting stepped on at the time after all) brief picture of a white expanse.
"Of course!" exclaimed Happosai. "Women's undergarments! They're so protective of them that if I devote my life to collecting them that I'll constantly have to develop new martial arts manuevers just to survive their vengeance. It will be the greatest martial arts in existence because I'll use whatever comes to hand. Whatever works is fair game, anything will go! Hmmm Anything Goes. I like it! It has just the sort of ring to it. Hahahahahahaha!"
flick
Jaheira turned to Aerie. Aerie turned to Viconia. Viconia looked at Minsk.
"I didn't do it," exclaimed four people.
"squeak!"
Make that four people and a hamster.
"Well, Bhaalspawn or not, he's not going to believe that a woman just blew up that outhouse he was in, then ran off with a crowd of people chasing after her, some of whom were flying," said Jaheira. "Might I suggest we all just not mention it?"
Viconia frowned as the pieces of outhouse were dislodged by someone shouldering aside the wreckage. "Mention what?"
"Exactly," agreed Jaheira.
"Minsk and Boo will get to the heart of this," promised a Ranger as he charged off in pursuit.
flick
"Ryunnosuke!" called out a catgirl android as a shot seemed to be heading towards the young boy.
"Eeep!" said Ryunnosuke.
"Shield," called out a woman. "Get that woman!"
Nuku Nuku's ears popped into active mode. "Lock on. Pursuit Mode."
"She's not only crossing into past timelines, but alternate universes," noted Washu. "It's like not only her aim with those mana ball attacks is deteriorating but her aim in travelling the timeline is getting worse."
"She's gone nuts and is getting sloppy," translated Ryoko.
"I don't understand this at all," confessed Sousuke.
"If you're confused, I'm more so," said Chidori.
"Nuku Nuku wishes someone explain it to her. Why crazy woman shoot at Ryunnosuke?"
"So can I be Sailor Galaxy Police?" Mihoshi asked Sailor Moon.
"I don't see why not," said Sailor Moon. "What's that odd noise?"
"The sound of a cold and pristine Crystal Tokyo, perfect and unchanging, shattering like china," said Urd. "Right Sailor Hammer?"
"Don't call me that," said Skuld.
"Hi, I'm Ranma! You're a martial artist right? How about we swap special techniques?"
"Capacitor charged," announced Washu.
Flick!
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