That she now had no hair or makeup on her body, only little patches of reddened skin where the feathers had been plucked off, and feathers where she had not gotten to that yet - made her plight a little more annoying.
"CURSE YOU RANMA SAOTOME (ouch) YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS A THOUSANDFOLD! (yike) DAMN IT! WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?!"
(rumble)
(pitter patter)
Setsuna began to prance around in the rain as she realized that the rain was actually washing off the stickum. Soon she'd be completely free of this stuff!
"Whoa! That must have been some party."
Setsuna looked over to see the two policemen coming her way. "Aheh. Bai bai" (zip! zoom! slip! slide!)
(skid! wham! crash!)
"Did you see that, Koban? That girl just tried to get away, slid down the pavement, slammed into a Pocari Sweat machine, and it came down on top of her!"
"I'm more impressed that she's still trying to get away. Must be some cult thing. Can't see why some woman would shave her entire body like that otherwise."
"Ah, that makes sense. I was wondering about the feathers."
"We'll have to call it in, put out an APB. Must be a full moon tonight."
The girls shrugged. Why not?
"I'm Sailor Moon!" (twirl, pose)
"Sailor Venus!" (pose, other pose)
"Sailor Jupiter!" (pose, fighting pose)
"Sailor Mars!" (turn, pose)
"Sailor Mercury!" (hold up hand, smile)
"Sailor Saturn." (bow, pose)
"Hey, you got costumes like that crazy gal!" noticed Ranma.
"We're not with her," Venus assured the boy. "She's a little bit nuts right now and we're trying to figure out how to keep her from doing something... how do I put this?"
"She's gone loopy and we're trying to get her to stop?" suggested Mars.
"Oh," said Ranma. Apparently these girls weren't going to do nothing nuts. "Got anything to eat?"
"Hmmm," said Sailor Jupiter. "Well, I think I had a muffin around here."
"I have a pack of Sailor V candies," volunteered Sailor Venus as she began patting her seifuku. "It was in my street clothes though and I don't know what happens to that stuff when we transform."
"Where'd he go?" Sailor Moon asked as she realized the little boy was gone.
(munch munch munch) "offer heh"
Following the sounds of munching, the Inner Senshi (plus Saturn) discovered that the mist was not all encompassing. There was the Gate, and both Gate and Senshi were standing on something.
That something had a trap door open.
"Oh my goodness look at this stuff!" said Venus, not meaning the bags of rice cakes and other munchies now strewn all over the place.
"She must have been at the Gates for a very long time," said Mercury. "Sad really."
Not quite as rapacious as he might turn out later, Ranma handed off a bag of cookies to the girl with the twin ponytails. "Here!"
Sailor Moon started looking over the cookies, which looked like the sort of cheap unlicensed merchandise you could get out of Hong Kong or similar 'knock off capitals'. "Wow, 'Sailor Venus Vanilla Creme', 'Sailor Mint Jupiter', 'Sailor Blueberry'-"
"I'm a 'blueberry'?" queried Mercury, a little unhappy about that name change.
"Must be from the Crystal Tokyo future," realized Saturn. "Wait a minute! What's this?"
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