Genma felt somewhat content. Those crocagators or allodiles or whatever you called them had some good meat on them. Now if he just had some...
"Rice balls!" Genma proclaimed, pointing.
"Huh?" Ranma asked before he saw them.
There, in between two cliffs, a road had been dug. On the center line of that road was a large bowl. In the bowl was a stack of rice cakes. Not the good stuff either.
"Oh man, more snack stuff. I want some solid food," complained Ranma to the skies.
Genma lovingly picked his son up and threw him towards the bowl. "Fetch!"
"Whadda I look like, Inu-ranma?" complained Ranma in midair.
Ranma came down next to the bowl, he picked it up.
Beep beep! went the airhorn of a truck, a deranged looking bald woman at the wheel, grinning maniacally.
There was a whump as the tanker truck she'd stolen hit something. Pluto laughed. Finally it was over. The long nightmare was at an end. It was... that was odd. That sound had come from the top of the truck, not the bottom?
Some boy stuck his head down so he could look in the windshield. "Hey! It's the crazy lady."
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" shrieked Pluto as she swerved the vehicle.
"You missed a couple of feathers," helpfully pointed out the boy as the truck spun and twisted as it went off the road and into the dirt and grass.
"KILL YOU! KILL YOU! KILL YOU!" promised Pluto.
Ranma jumped off, saying something Pluto didn't catch.
Pluto screamed again, trying to twist the wheel around and run over the boy again when she felt this sickening lurch.
Her eyes got big as she noticed the cliff she'd just left, the ground way down there, and that she was currently driving a gasoline tanker. "ARGGHhHHH! RANMA SAOTOME! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!"
"Whoa," said Ranma, watching the truck twisting around in midair as it fell down the mountainside. "Whatever martial arts training that is, that's impressive. And I thought Pops had some nutsoid ideas."
BAKOOOM!
Genma reached the edge of the cliff and looked down into the fiery hell at the bottom. "Did you manage to save the rice balls?"
Pluto, now at least covered in bandages and a hospital robe, fought off the sedatives. She refused to admit defeat! Saotome must DIE!
Fortunately, she had the perfect plan!
"Ah! Popcorn!" said Sailor Moon munching away happily.
"I think Pluto-san REALLY needs a vacation," said Mercury.
"I'm a little impressed that she's survived," said Mars. "That looked entirely too painful."
"She looks like a mummy," put in Venus, reaching for a candy bar.
"Don't touch that," said Mercury. "The expiration date on those was 9,000 years ago."
"She's gone WAY too long without some time off," said Venus.
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