Certain Muslim sects not only kept the women completely wrapped up at all times, they had a tradition of "a women for children, a man for love." He'd entered that village to lick his wounds from trying to peek into one of those seraglio things, and he'd escaped just barely in time. Both from the seraglio, and from that village. He still got the shudders from memories of the latter.
This was worse. Much worse. It was taking every trick in his book to keep from being involved in a lemon scene with a woman who could stop traffic - because the drivers would be so ill from seeing her that they'd have to pull off the road and be sick. There was a saying that beauty was only skin deep, and ugly ran all the way to the bone.
Happosai was on the single ugliest place on the planet - Lower Slobbovia. A place that the Elbonians gave daily thanks for - as the Slobbovites were even worse off.
Compared to the Slobbovites, Happosai was exceedingly handsome, virile, and desirable.
Happosai came to a stop as he realized he had gone on autopilot, ducked into a house to hide, and he'd run across...
a girl's room. Said girl was locking the door behind him and giving a laugh that sounded like a hippopatomus passing gas.
Happosai looked around. No window. Big fluffy, if ratty, bed. Pile of dead rats in the corner.
"C'mere you stud," said the girl, smacking her lips and sending a spray of drool out.
Happosai wondered what he had done to deserve such a fate.
"Minako Saotome, Ranma Aino, hmmmm," said Ranma, leaping with the girl from rooftop to rooftop.
Sailor Venus blinked. "How did you know my real name?"
"You signed it at the marriage chapel," Ranma informed his darling. "Good thing everyone thought it was some fetish thing. Who knew that sort of thing went on? They even had that masked tuxedo thing in my size. Kinda cool, don't you think?"
Minako wondered how much of that sort of thing went on. Shouldn't they be getting royalties?
"Well, here we are, anata," said Ranma to his bride.
Venus blinked and realized that she'd drifted off again. They were at:
(Posted Thu, 07 Nov 2002 13:43)
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