Ranma Insertion: A Hero is Born... Or Maybe Not! [Episode 96605]

by Wyrm

A man picked him up. "I name you Rand Al'Thor, my son!" proclaimed the man.

"Dear, quit kidding around with that Wheel of Time crud, and get back inside. You'll catch your death of cold," came the sound of a woman's voice from inside. "And if they baby also does, I'll beat you black and blue before you expire."

Laughing nervously, the father reentered the residence he shared with his beloved wife. It was here, safely in the bosom of their home, that the father gave the little fellow his real name:

• "I name you Kakashi Hatake!" said Kakashi Ryo. SCORE!!! Can't WAIT to try out that Sharingen Eye!
• "Just kidding! I name you Touma!" said a poor late-Tokugaga period farmer named Goh. Damn. Martial arts seem unlikely. Oh well, maybe a normal life would do me good. Little did Ranma suspect that 'Touma' was merely his birth name, and he would eventually become Kenshin Himura, AKA the great sword badass Hitokiri Battousai! (Rurouni Kenshin)
• "Psyche! Your name will be Ikari Shinji!!" shouted Ikari Gendo. Aw, man! This is *so* going to suck! (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
• "Actually, I pronounce you princess Di Gi Charat!" proclaimed King Charat.
  "Dear, that's your son. Ie, not a girl, a requirement to be a princess," reminded the queen of Di Gi Charat.
  "Oh, that can be arranged!"
  "Oh. Okay!"
  GET ME THE *HELL* AWAY FROM THESE WACKOS!! (Di Gi Charat)
• Rand Al'Thor/Ranma wakes up in a cold sweat! Damn, but that was a scary dream!
• Actually, he wakes up as RANMA Al'Thor! How the hell did he end up in a SI fanfic?! As himself, no less?!! (Done to death, I know, but I gotta throw a bone here!)

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(Posted Fri, 04 Jun 2004 11:19)

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