"Yes, I will allow you to be my consort," said Vegita with a nod, looking completely serious. "Thereby linking our kingdoms. It is a bold plan, but I have heard of this concept before."
Mercury closed her mouth as soon as she realized it was hanging open. "I... just a moment please."
Vegita rolled his eyes as the women went into a huddle. Earth females tended to do things in groups, he'd noticed that when they all went off to the bathroom together. Hmmmm. Perhaps they did that in groups? What an odd concept. He'd have to look into that, quietly though - he disliked looking like some ignorant peasant.
"I say we attack. If we all attack together we can win!"
"You do realize there's a good chance we'll just piss him off, right Neptune-san?"
"Venus?!"
"Too bad, he's short. Oh well."
"It's not like you to give up on a man so easily, Mako-chan."
Flamenco music began to play from somewhere.
"Oh shit," said Sailor Moon.
"Usagi-chan?!"
Sailor Moon eyed her friends. "Not counting some of Rei's dojinshi, what do you think Vegita-ou will likely do on having a rose thrown at him?"
Venus' eyes went wide and horrified. "He might think Mamoru was flirting with him?!"
"Tokyo go boom," summed up Sailor Moon.
"At the very least you'd be cleaning Mamoru-san up with a sponge," observed Mercury.
Several girls nodded and then started running around, yelling for Tuxedo Kamen-sama to please go away before things went completely south.
whishTHUNK!
Vegita frowned and pulled the rose out of his armor. Then looked down in surprise at the little pinhole made by the rose into his breastplate.
"Sailor Moon! Resist the... no. That can't be."
"It is," insisted Sailor Moon.
Tuxedo Kamen stepped out of the shadows and looked over the figure. Short, maybe 5'4" with an additional foot of hair? Yup. More attitude than found in people twice his size? That too. Armored breastplate? Check. Crackling battleaura? BIG check. "Vegita? Prince Of All Saiyajin?"
Nods from all the Sailor Senshi capable of it.
"Uhm. Sorry?" Tuxedo Kamen ventured.
Vegita returned the rose. It shredded the top hat and burned up from the heat of its passage. "Now. If we can get back to this alliance."
Sailor Mercury swallowed, while she was interested in getting a boyfriend, having one who could blow up planets was a little... intimidating. Yes. That was a good word for it.
Mercury knew everyone was looking at her and decided:
Read the comments on this episode
(Posted Tue, 30 Mar 2004 09:20)
Questions? Problems? Suggestions?
Send a mail to addventure@bast-enterprises.de
or use the contact form.
らんま1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi
All other series and their characters are © by their respective creators or owners. No claims of ownership of these characters are implied by the authors of this Addventure, or should be inferred.
The Anime Addventure is a non-profit site.