Ranma sighed softly as he finished eating the food Ukyou had brought up, eating both the food his friend had brought and the food Akane had cooked earlier. Yes, he was indeed quite hungry. All that shock could get to a guy’s stomach. Feeling like his tolerance was built up, Ranma decided to get up off his futon and walk out of the room. TV would be nice right about now, Ranma thought. With that, he made his way to the living room.
He was in for quite a sight.
“… Shouldn’t do that sort of thing, Kasumi!”
Ranma stopped as he reached the entrance to the living room, carefully looking inside. Akane and Shampoo, both dressed in their sun dresses and white kitchen aprons, were standing over Kasumi, dressed in a pair of faded blue daisy-duke jean shorts and a flimsy low-cut halter top being stretched by the girth of the wearer’s breasts, outlining the contours of the glorious globes.
“Oh blow it out yer ass, Akane,” Kasumi shot back as she took a deep drag off her cigarette and puffed a few smoke Os in her sister’s direction.
“Lady Akane is right,” Shampoo agreed. “Your behavior is embarrassing your father and your other sisters. You should be more ladylike.”
“You’re just jealous!” Kasumi shot back as she took another hit. “Silly bitches, mad ‘cause Ranma likes me more than you!”
I like her more than them? Ranma thought incredulously, scratching his head as he looked on. I somehow doubt it.
Akane shook her head softly. “Really Kasumi, Ranma likes us all,” she told her younger sister. “But you’re hurting yourself with those cigarettes, and you look so improper…”
Kasumi snorted and blew a smoke cloud in Akane’s face, making the older girl cough and blink in clear revulsion of the smoke.
“L-Lady Kasumi! Don’t do that! You know how that affects Lady Akane!” Shampoo then snatched the cigarette and dropped it to the floor, crushing it under her left sandal as Kasumi pouted.
“Hey!” Kasumi exclaimed, rising from her spot behind the table, her breasts jiggling wildly as she did. “That’s fucking rude!”
Akane giggled nervously and put a hand on Kasumi’s shoulder. “Please understand,” she began, “she only does it because she cares. Right, Shan-Pu?”
Shampoo nodded softly and tried to give Kasumi her sweetest possible smile. Kasumi, for her part, wasn’t buying it. “Puh-leaze!” the youngest Tendo daughter sighed in exasperation. “If you two had your way, I’d be prancing around in high-heels and covered from head to toe in some ridiculous dress like you two are wearing!”
With that, the young delinquent daughter of the Tendo family marched upstairs to her room, presumably to look for a pack of smokes. Akane and Shampoo looked at each other and sighed in resignation.
“She used to be such a sweet girl,” Akane lamented.
“I wonder sometimes, Lady Akane,” Shampoo admitted. “I really wonder.
At this moment, Ranma thought it would be safe to walk out into the open and fully entered the living room, walking up to the two girls.
“Hey there!” Ranma said with a smile and a wave.
Shampoo immediately got down on her knees and bowed before him. “Master!” she shouted, earning a blush from the Saotome heir.
“Sh-Shan-Pu, You really don’t have to…” Ranma stammered, steam starting to shoot out of his ears.
It was then that Ukyou and Nabiki walked into the living room, both sweaty from their vigorous workout.
“Heya, Ranchan!” Ukyou called out, waving happily at his friend.
“Yo Ucchan,” Ranma replied casually as he looked at the young man.
“He’s good!” Nabiki declared, wiping the sweat from her brow. “Not quite as good as you, Ranma, but good.”
Ranma beamed and chuckled, taking this moment to bask in the glory of his monumental skill. Some things never change, he thought triumphantly.
Ukyou caught Ranma’s expression and laughed softly. “That’s what I like about you, Ranma, you’re confident to a fault.”
Ranma looked away slightly at that, still not entirely comfortable with a male Ukyou gazing at him like that. He was about to say something to that effect when suddenly...
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