“No, no, please don’t hurt me!” Ranma squealed. “I’m just a weak, scared, and helpless little boy!”
“Beg all you want, kid, it will do you no good,” the imp gloated “I, Jadeite, have been summoned to do you in by a powerful young sorceress, who’s as evil and cruel as she is beautiful, and she’s so intelligent and stylish too. You don’t stand a chance against anyone she selects to kill you.”
“Oh no, and here I am at preschool without my dragons to protect me. Whatever shall I do?”
“Well, you die, don't you?“
‘Oh, yes!’ mused Beryl happily, ‘that is how it will go. Then the poor kid either gets it, or else …’
“Roar! Never fear, for a dragon is here! Though I don't know why I should be serving you instead of a powerful sorceress who’s beautiful and intelligent too. Rarr. Anyway, take that, and that, and a bit of this, you nasty little imp. Why I bet you’re the kind who’s disrespectful of powerful and beautiful young sorceresses.”
“Yah! I’m saved!” cried Ranma.
“Oh, no!” paniced Jadeite. “If only I had been more respectful of my wise and beautiful boss, I wouldn’t be in this mess. Oh woe is me! I suppose I’m only getting what I deserve.”
“I like imps! Roar! They’re so crunchy and taste nice with a little ketchup!”
‘Oh, yes, I do so love a win-win situation!’
Meanwhile …
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