Asuka trudged forward, yawning. "What's going on? It's too damn early for all this... ruckus?! WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Nyaaaah!" Misato latched onto Shinji in an instinctive grapple. "What happened to meow?!"
Finding himself being glomped by a crying catgirl, Shinji wasn't entirely sure what to make of this development. First thing in the morning he finds himself holding a younger more curvaceous version of Misato that had feline ears and tail and was now squeezing his buttocks.
Wait a minute. What was that?
Asuka literally bristled, feeling her ears go flat against her head. "MISATO! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE..." Certain sensations penetrated. Asuka rushed to the mirror. "oh my NOOOOOO!"
Asuka had seen Misato passed out amongst many beer cans last night. Well, she was sufficiently blitzed that she wouldn't miss a few would she? Of course not. So Asuka had helped herself, she was German though and this Japanese stuff just didn't cut it.
Asuka took in the way her own ears had taken a longer pointier shape. The obvious fangs. She reached back behind herself, just above the crack of her butt, and grasped something which had begun emerging during the night. Not nearly as long as it would be later, but it had indeed begun emerging and had a thin layer of fur on it.
An understandable, if incorrect, conclusion was reached.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THAT BEER?!"
"You're loud in the morning," noted Shinji, still trying to figure out what he was going to do with a crying catgirl in his arms.
"MISATO TURNS INTO A CAT, I'VE GOT FANGS AND POINTED EARS AND THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT TO SAY?!" Asuka demanded, panicking herself.
"Maybe we should call Doctor Akagi?" suggested Shinji timidly.
"ARE YOU F---ING NUTS?!" Asuka demanded, ignoring the way Misato seemed to be trying to burrow her face into Shinji's shirt to get away from the noise. Images of Doctor Akagi as an evil mad scientist, laughing in evil mad scientist tradition, lifting a scalpel high as her glasses glinted menacingly, herself splayed out on a table screaming as the "exam" began. "TO F---ING HE-- WITH THAT ---T!!"
"You don't normally cuss quite this much," said Shinji, idly scratching Misato behind the ears and wondering why he was feeling so calm about this. Shock actually. He'd panic later.
"I JUST TURNED INTO REX THE WONDER DOG FOR BUDDHA'S SAKE!"
"I didn't know you were Buddhist," mused Shinji.
Asuka howled in frustration then slapped both hands over her mouth with her eyes wide.
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