So she uncovered her mouth and began to pace, her expression twisted with panic, fear, anger and confusion. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! HOW CAN JUST DRINKING BEER DO THIS TO ME! I'VE DRUNK SO MUCH BEFORE, BUT NOW I'M GOING TO BE STUCK FETCHING SLIPPERS! AND YOU WANT TO CALL ON RITSUKO VON FRANKENSTEIN FOR HELP?!"
"Well..," Shinji murmured as he tried to adjust Misato he could be more comfortable. "Yeah. She is a really smart scientist and doctor."
"THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM! I DON'T WANT TO BE A LAB EXPERIMENT! THIS IS BEYOND AWFUL! WHO KNOWS HOW THIS WILL END UP! I'VE ALREADY GOT THE TAIL AND EARS! THAT DA-- BEER HAS REALLY FU--ED US OVER! I DON'T WANT BE JUST SOME DUMB FU--ING ANIMAL! WHOEVER THE HE-- DID THIS IS SO DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME?! tHEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! EVEN IF YOU'RE NO HELP, I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN! YOU MIGHT WANT TO RUN FOR HELP, BUT UNLIKE YOU, I'VE GOT A SPINE, AND A BRAIN! AND I'M NOT AFRIAD TO USE EITHER!"
Realising that she was going to both wake up the neighbors and never stop, he knew that he had to do something. But he had little idea as to what that would be, since he had limited options even if Misato wasn't currently trying to bury herself into his chest. That meant that he had to improvise, and he had only one idea to work with.
Inching over to a nearby table as the redhead continued to screech, he picked up the newspaper on it and rolled it up. Then, trying not to hold his breath in fear, he set himself up so that he would be near on one of her pacing turns. Once she got close enough, he whapped her on the head with the newspaper and said, "SIT GIRL!"
He at least hoped that she would only knock him into reality, though a bout of silliness had him wondering if it would actually work.
It did, either through instinct or her surprise at his actions, and she tumbled to sit on the floor.
Giving his improvised weapon a glance, he let out a nervous chuckle. "It actually worked..?"
The same shock was written on Asuka's face as she looked up at him and tried to figure out why she had done what she had.
Still, the three of them needed to do something, and Shinji realised what it was as he decided upon:
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