Gold Stinker: “Whoever Smelt it...” [Episode 99645]

by Red Priest of the 17th Order

Wereskunk. The most perfect anti-vampire lycanthrope that Iceron had managed to create before fading into obscurity. The lycanthrope who’s natural musk when sprayed could affect all undead with a potency stronger than holy water; and could be used for other purposes as well. (It was great at parties!)

Staring at Gina, Natasha blinked her eyes once, twice, thrice. She rubbed her eyes and stared again. Nope. Gina DID gain a pelt of black with white on her stomach, muzzle, and her hands and feet, (she could see a bit of white fur above the girls socks). And she had a long busy black tail with two white stripes along it.

Gina couldn’t believe what had just happened. She had been bitten. Had some of her blood drained. And instead of becoming a vampire or ghoul, she appeared to have been a lycanthrope! “What the hell?” Gina questioned.

However, as Gina sat there examining her new self, some of the undead with Natasha would not remain silent.

Sniffing the air, (even though his nose was missing) one rather rotted zombie mumbled, “What stinks so bad?”

“Was it you?” One zombie questioned the other.

“Wasn’t me!” A zombie spoke up.

“It’s gotta be you!” Another zombie pointed out. “You’re the one who has the dripping colonoscopy bag.”

“Hey! Whoever smelt it, dealt it!”

“Whoever denied it, supplied it!”

“Oh Geeze, someone crack a window!” A zombie spoke up while fanning his face with his withered hand.

Now Gina’s eye twitched. “This day couldn’t suck more.”

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(Posted Wed, 21 Apr 2004 21:51)


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