Gold Stinker: "Whoever didn't smelt it....melted." [Episode 99651]

by Bolt Crank

"Stop standing around and attack her, you buffoons!" Natasha yelled to her thousands of minions. She'd attack herself, but she was still puking from the taste of Gina's blood.

"No way! You do it!" One zombie said, pinching his nose shut.

"I'm not going anywhere near something that stinks so bad! YOU do it! You can't smell anything, right?" The second zombie said to a skeleton standing near Natasha.

"Oh, all right, you big babies!" The skeleton said as it approached Gina. Along the way it took a monstrous scythe from one of the zombies.

Upon noting the approaching undead, Gina "eep"ed and tried to run, only to catch a sswing in her leg, pinning her leg to the ground and immobilizing her. Then the skeleton approached to make a killing blow with a knife.

And then Gina, acting out of instinct, sprayed him.

Not having a nose, this normally wouldn't have bothered him. But upon the spray's contact, the skeleton began screaming in pain. A quick glance revealed that the skeleton was quickly melting and dissolving. In less than a minute the only evidence of his presence was a small stain on the floor.

Natasha had stopped puking long enough to witness this. While she could normally move fast enough for that spray to not be a problem, her minions were not, and the little bitch's blood had for some reason weakened her dangerously. Clearly this battle could not be won in the current state, therefore she ordered all of her minions to retreat.

Upstairs, annoyance turned to confusion as everyone saw the undead warriors turn around a run through quickly opening and closing portals back to their world.

Back downstairs, Gina managed to pull the scythe out of her leg(which healed almost immediately after. Obviously the scythe wasn't magically reinforced) and activated the intercom to the entire house. She was rather nervous about how her family would react to seeing her like this. This nervousness was reflected in her speech. "Um... Anyone still around? I could use a little...Umm... HELP... down here."

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(Posted Thu, 29 Apr 2004 20:24)


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