The room froze in silence as Tuxedo Mask entered with a tall masked girl. She wore a top hat, a tail coat over a red silk shirt, tap shorts and fishnet stockings. Her hair was red, and Tuxedo Mask’s face was almost as red.
“Oh no!” wailed chibiUsa. “Not you TOO, daddy!”
“What are you complaining about, eldest sister?” said the masked girl, “You were the one responsible for Dad and Mom, well, you know! Right, big sis Usa?”
“I’m afraid so eldest sister.” said Usa Saotome. “You developed an infatuation for your head body guard and convinced yourself that it was only your status as princess that inhibited him. So you made him a batch of cookies with an inhibition reducing drug and a libido increasing drug you ‘borrowed’ from Aunt Ami. Unfortunately he shared the cookies with the king and queen, and nine months later the result was big sister Chuushuu, myself and little sister Menko.”
“It can’t be true.” hoarsely whispered chibiUsa.
“It is true, Mother.” said Chuushuu apologetically. “A couple of years ago Menko-chan hacked into palace security video, found the file, and showed it to us. I had never realized everyone in our family was so . . . er . . . limber.”
ChibiUsa was reduced to making gurgling noises.
Menko grinned, “If you think you’re upset you should have heard the recording of what Mom’s wife had to say!”
“Waah!” cried Sailor Moon. “My eldest daughter is still a home wrecker when she grows up!”
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