Chibi Usa stared daggers at Saotome Usa, how could this... This... This abomination replace HER?! That girl would never be the princess that SHE was! Her eyes grew more narrow by the second, her teeth began to grind, and she was about to put an end to this replacement of her daddy business. Well, she was, until...
"You should calm down, Mom," the older voice came from behind her followed by several giggles from about the room. Eyes growing wider, Chibi Usa turned to see a young teenager with a pink pigtail and blue-grey eyes. At this point, she did what anyone with sense would do; she facefaulted.
"Now that's one hell of a paradox," Rei and her daughter stated mutually while staring at the scene unfolding before them. Then, they each rolled their eyes an humphed at each other, while Rei wondered when the other two girls on the table would wake up.
"What about mini-meatball head over there?" Minako asked, while trying to awaken what looked like a smaller version of herself.
Things would have probably went a bit smoother if the outers didn't decide to barge in at this very moment...
(---)
"Mom, you need to get over it. You know you like girls and guys, it's called bi-sexual. B. I. S. E. X. U. A. L. It's what you are, so deal."
"GODDAMNIT, I don't swing both ways."
"I always knew you were looking at guys, Michiru."
"Shut up Mom, you know you were all over Dad like stink on..."
"Language!"
"Mom, can I please use the Shut-Up-Now attack?"
"What's 'Shut-Up-Now'?"
"A modified version of dead silence; Dad and I came up with it during some Senshi meeting when Chibi Usa decided to marry little-brother."
"Uh... No?"
(---)
Outside the shrine, Ami's daughter was trying to convince her mother that a senshi-meeting was a bad idea, "Mom, we shouldn't waste time with them. You don't want to miss out on Dad, really."
"I think it's proper to understand the situation fully, don't you?"
"I can brief you on the way, time is of the essence. We scoot, you go to hunksville, and I show up in a few years... Oh, hi Aunt Setsuna."
Pluto rolled her eyes, pulling her own daughter behind her, "Ami, do you have any more triple strength aspirin? Nevermind, let's go in."
(---)
The flurry of questions and banter were flying all around as the final four entered the shrine. What was already an argument was getting worse by the moment, as some of the daughters pieced together what the common thread was. Dad.
"Calm down. I said QUIET!" Setsuna glared at everyone in the room, including the cats.
"Now, what we have here is a major diversion in possible futures, but none of which seem to affect Crystal Tokyo." Setsuna was about to continue when the time-dimension travelling girls all began about their own existance.
After what seemed like an eternity of arguing, Setsuna's daughter broke it up, "What my Mom, the oracle of prude, is trying to say is that nobody will really disappear."
"What did you call me?" Setsuna glared at her daughter.
"Something that is slightly offensive but very descriptive," the said daughter grinned. In the background, several of the girls present held their fingers up in the "V" sign.
"As I was saying, I believe this timeline is somehow showing the different paths that Dad could take, but will not preclude the other timelines from taking place. Mom, why are you looking at me like that?"
Seething, Setsuna hissed, "You take that back!"
The girl with long flowing red hair responded with a cocky grin, and added, "Hah! Prove you aren't! You're the one afraid to take a dump with anyone else in the HOUSE!"
As could be imagined, any semblance of a meeting was forever lost at that point.
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