Keiichi froze in his spot and rubbed his eyes.
Next to the tanned goddess, who was currently sitting in a rather ‘indecent’ way, sat another person Keiichi didn’t expect.
“Urd…” Keiichi started, his afternoon obviously distressed.
Urd blinked and turned to regard Keiichi, unminding of the fact she was currently giving a free show of her panties in her current cross-legged position. “What?”
“Why is there a CATgirl in the house?” Keiichi whined. Great. First celestial entities, then infernal ones, and now FURRIES!? Oh, his sister would be having a field-day if she knew this.
“What about me being in the house?” Said the ‘catgirl‘ said in an irritated tone.
“Well…” Keiichi stopped as he considered his words. Scratching the back of his head, Keiichi asked Urd, “Since when do you keep company with Nekotama?”
The catgirl’s fur stifled on end. “Did he just call me a Nekotama?”
Urd smirked in amusement. “I would take that back if I were you, Kei.”
“Uh... Uh…” Keiichi looked back and forth between the Goddess and thE cat-like woman. “I’m in trouble, right?”
Urd continued to smirk and leaned back, stretching her long legs, before speaking. “I would say that... Yes. You’re in trouble.”
“Urd,” The catwoman spoke. “Would Bell mind if I turned her boyfriend into a kitten for a day?”
Urd took a look at the shivering Keiichi and shook her head. “She didn’t mind when he ended up with breasts.”
“Very well,” Bastet chuckled and held up a glowing paw...
...And then Belldandy walked in with a tray of tea and other assorted goodies.
Urd smiled, in the process folding her legs and taking a little measure of decency by adjusting her short skirt, and turned to her arriving sister. “Hi, Bell!”
Keiichi let out a breath of relief. Saved by the Bell!
Smiling, Belldandy said, “Hello, Urd,” She turned to her boyfriend and smiled wide. “Welcome home, Keiichi, have you met lady Bastet yet?”
Blinking his eyes once, twice, thrice, Keiichi asked, “Lady Bastet?”
Urd laughed. “You just insulted a goddess.”
Keiichi blinked. “She’s a goddess?”
Pouting lightly, Bast turned to Urd. “Is he ignorant of the Egyptian pantheon, or is he just dumb?”
Urd smiled. “A little bit of this and a little bit of that.”
“Hey!” Keiichi complained. He then sighed and shook his shoulders; not good to argue with goddesses. “I give... So, what’s with Bastet visiting?”
Bastet grinned cattily. “It’s Bast’s-”
Urd smiled lustfully. “-And Urd’s-”
“Operation: Kitty Love!” Both goddesses said as one.
Blinking his eyes once, twice, thrice, Keiichi turned to Belldandy. “Should I be worried?”
“Of course not,” Belldandy said. “This is just something else Urd is planning”
“That’s what I was worried about...” Keiichi said with a groan.
Bastet pouted. “Is he always like that?” Bast asked Urd, indicating the Morisato boy.
Urd shrugged. “He’s usually more of a wimp. He must be taking vitamins.”
Groaning, Keiichi slapped himself on the face. “Why do I put up with this?”
“Because you have such a good heart and are so understanding,” Belldandy said as she listed his most endearing qualities.
“And because if you don’t, I’ll make your life so interesting you’ll think having breasts is normal,” Urd added her two cents.
“How about making him an ‘anatomically correct’ catgirl and giving him SIX breasts?” Bastet asked Urd, which caused Keiichi's jaw to drop.
Urd seemed to think about it, mostly to make Keiichi squirm, before dismissing the idea. “I don't think Bell would like that.”
“No, I wouldn’t,” Belldandy said in a tone that was more conversational than reprimanding.
“Oh, all right then,” Bastet said. She then smirked at Keiichi. “But next time, show some respect befitting that of a goddess, please.”
Urd shook her head and turned to Bastet. “So tell me again, what has our favorite couple been up to now?”
Bastet smirked. “Separated at the moment. Another couple, friends of Alex’s, have visited. The girls are having a talk and Ranma is currently going after Ace.”
Urd raised an eyebrow. “Fighting?” Ranma did little at all aside from fighting.
Bastet shook her head. “I don’t mean separated as ‘fighting‘, just that they’re away from each other for the moment.”
“No. I mean Ranma going after Ace,” The goddess of the past explained. “We both know Ranma thinks mostly with his fists.”
Bastet shrugged. “No clue how THAT will turn out. I can only really look after the cats. And Ranma, while he has the Neko-Ken, it isn’t exactly all that traceable by any means.”
Urd smirked as she remember another little fact. “Are you going to influence Ranma so he learns the true Cat-Fist? That way they can really go at it like kittens.”
Smirking, Bastet answered, “You know me well, little Urd. I still need to get to make an salve though. One which will unleash one’s most-inner passionate feline essence.”
The tanned goddess smiled in anticipation. “You need any help applying it? I might be able to slip it to them, after all I know them.”
“That was my plan anyway,” Bastet said. “I got Athena to help me as we checked over the Celestial/Infernal rulebook. As the rule states, I can make the stuff, but I can’t specifically interfere myself for myself, because that gives a rival god or demon way to do something for themselves.” She smirked. “But Athena found a loophole. There’s nothing about a Goddess doing something/interfering directly with someone for another Goddess.”
Urd nodded. “Better make it fast. If you found that loophole it’s likely they’re already fixing it up.” Not that Urd cared that much about rules anyway.
Bastet nodded. “I still need a few more ingredients. But where am I going to find the saliva of a pure kiss between two ‘pure’ people. One a goddess and one a human ma…”
Bastet stopped a moment. She looked over at Keiichi and Belldandy the same time Urd did.
A rather large sweat-drop appeared on the back of Keiichi’s head. “Why are you two looking at us like that?”
“Oh, Bell…” Urd sing-songed.
“Yes, sister?” Belldandy asked, her oblivious self.
“I think there’s something in Keiichi’s eye. Do you think you can take a closer look?” Urd innocently said as she started to get up.
“Oh, is there?” Belldandy asked as she turned to Keiichi with the tea tray still in hand.
“Now wait, Bell!” Keiichi tried to warn her.
Urd stood up and took a step before ‘accidentally’ stumbling and placing her hand on her ‘oh-so-innocent’ little sister’s back to keep her balance. This, of course, had the added effect of pushing Belldandy against Keiichi.
Keiichi’s eyes went wide as he felt his lips contact with Belldandy’s. While he usually reveled for this, it made it feel so cheap, knowing that this was for Urd’ gain.
Belldandy just blinked her eyes cutely. Well, this was good. Taking her lips off of Keiichi’ she said, “ don’t see anything in his eyes.”
Behind Belldandy Urd shook her head and glared at Keiichi. She mouthed, ‘Kiss her you fool!’ After that she pushed Bell again. “It’s his other eye, sis.” At last one of her attempts at getting the two together didn’t end up in a real mess.
Keiichi rolled his eyes. Oh, to heaven with it! He wrapped his arms around Bell and hugged her as he kissed her.
Belldandy was surprised by the contact with Keiichi, but she didn’t mind all the much. Hugging Keiichi back, Belldandy kissed back.
Urd made a victory sign with her hand and winked. At last!!!
Bastet smirked and looked at Urd. “And it’s been so hard to get them together, WHY?”
The platinum-haired goddess rolled her eyes and thanked her father the runt was currently up in Asgard taking care of some bug business.
After a few more moments, Belldandy finally broke the kiss with Keiichi, a small trail of saliva connecting their lips before breaking. “I still don't see anything in his eyes, Urd.”
Keiichi sighed and tried to answer, but found his lips being wiped by a small sample platelet that was held by Bastet. "Thank you!" The cat goddess said.
Urd smiled and patted her sweet sister on the shoulder. “I think his eyes are full of love, Bell.”
Smiling sweetly, Belldandy said, “Well of course they are. They’ve always been.” She sighed sweetly. “I thought you said there was a crusty though.”
“Sorry, my mistake,” Urd said and looked at Keiichi pointedly. “And what are you waiting for? Take my sister to your room before Skuld returns.”
“You mean... Me... Belldandy...” A small bit of blood dripped from Keiichi’s nose as he chuckled.
Urd rolled her eyes and turned to Bastet, as if telling the other goddess this was what she had to put up with, before giving Belldandy a pleading gaze. “Can you take him in before he passes out?”
Belldandy started to say, “Why yes, I'd-”
Until she was interrupted as the door was slammed open. “Moritsato!” The beheamoth Tamiya cried out.
“Important meeting of the Nekomi Motor Club!” Otaki added.
“And yer late, too!" Tamiya said as he picked up Keiichi and threw him over his shoulder.
“No! Wait! I can explain!” Keiichi cried out, reaching back for Belldandy as he was being pulled out of view. “WAIT!!!”
“Oh no you don’t!” Urd screamed and glared at the newcomers. She was NOT going to allow this chance to slip!
Turning to Belldandy, Bastet asked, “This happens often, huh?”
“More often than you’d think,” Belldandy admitted.
Urd stormed after the guys. “You two sons of bitches will better-”
Whatever Urd was about to say was interrupted as she was hit by lightning.
Bastet winced. “I see Father’s still a stickler for language…”
Belldandy nodded her head. “Could have been worse. Sister could have been lying.”
“...I never lie…” Urd groaned out before being struck by even stronger lightning.
Looking at each other, Tamiya and Otaki shrugged and left, continued to carry off teh struggling Morisato. As they left one could her the comment of, “Never known lightning to strike the same spot twice.”
Walking over to her fallen sister, Belldandy asked, “Are you all right, Urd?”
The extra-crispy Urd looked at Belldandy with a huge pout. “Why didn’t you take the chance? Why!?” And then she passed out.
Belldandy blinked. “Chance. Chance for what?”
Bastet slapped herself on the face. At least she had what she needed anyway.
“Yup...”
“That is the idea, lady Bastet.”
“No way! Who knows what Else has touched those lips before me!”
“I... Heard... That...”
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