"Oh, its you…" Horny sneered.
Victoria blinked in confusion as a poorly defined specter faded into view.
"What in the bloody hell is that?"
The ghost shifted over to her and chuckled before turning back to the Horned Reaper. "I see after two hundred years of imprisonment you have become far less choosy on who you take as a master" it laughed out loud, "Before you only signed on with the most dangerous and powerful lords of the underworld! Now you bind yourself to the first fair maiden who wanders by?"
The demon growled deeply.
"Baha! This is comic gold, the mighty Horned Reaper bound slave of a fair innocent and maiden! Tell me, are you going to protect your helpless master when those who should be her inferiors eat her alive?"
"Hey, who's helpless!" Victoria sneered flashing her fangs. She had no idea what was with this ghost but it was starting to piss her off.
"Hmmm… a Vampire, interesting." The ghost flew around her chuckling, before freezing in front of her face. "Very interesting… indeed. Female Dungeon Keepers are rare enough, but a female vampire Keeper. Now I think that’s the first I have seen in memory."
The ghost turned about, back to the reaper. "But still, she looks to be a fledgling. She still stinks of humanity. In fact I'd say this girl is nothing more than a kitten thrown into the tiger pen!."
"How did you know my old nickname?" Victoria wondered to herself.
"Haha! What a bind you have sealed yourself into Horny!"
"Shut up you accursed ghost!" the Reaper roared, "Are you going to do something useful here are you just going to spew shit you undead git!"
"Resorting to insults, oh how the mighty have fallen…"
"You're incorporeal," the Reaper growled, "I can't hurt you."
"Never stopped you from trying before…." The ghost replied.
"I wasn't in my master's dungeon heart," the demon replied, "Now what the hell are you here?"
"I was board," the ghost admitted, "I do not have anyone to advise at the moment and I felt this heart activate and when I looked closer I saw that you had been bound once more. You used to have such high standards so I thought you might have found someone interesting… someone fun. Never before have I been so right but so wrong."
"What in the bloody hell are you talking about?" Seras asked, quite cross. "Where are the bloody Ghostbusters when you need them."
"Does the little vampire girl fall, or does she grow into her powers. This will be interesting any way you look at. I think I'll stay."
"Oh joy," the vampire replied.
"Now now, my young Dungeon Keeper, I am the best advisor a dungeon keeper can have. I advised all the greats. Without my wisdom and witty repartee they'd have been nothings. I can teach you to use your new found powers…"
"I guess this is my only choice," Seras admitted, "Where do we start?"
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