[Episode 131646] [Episode 131646]The pale girl looked over the sparse apartment, her deep red eyes moving from one point to another, taking a few moments to examine each and every nook and corner of the Apartment, before turning back to the first child. "I am ready to have fun with the pilot of Unit 01." she stated, coldly.
"Eh.." He should have figured she'd say something like that. "Kay... why don'tcha kick off yer shoes, relax a little, er, or something." he offered tentatively as he tossed his book bag into his room, shutting the door afterwards. "Gotta wait for Hikari anyway, y'know?" What the heck was he gonna do? Misato didn't have anything here they could use to have fun. No TV, nothing. Arrgh, damn her drinking...
Rei eyed the boy coldly as his face twisted into the most unusual smile she had ever seen, the light bulb turning on above his head was thusly ignored.
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"Working late?" Aoba couldn't believe it. Sure, the evidence was right in front of him, but it was simply something he never expected from their current CO, well, at least until the real CO's returned.
Misato lifted her head slowly, before sighing, "Not by choice." her tone was laced with a noticeable sense of anxiety. She didn't want to go home. Ranma was home, if she went home then she'd be home alone with him, and that wasn't something she wanted to deal with just then.
"Eh.." her subordinate shrugged then. It wasn't any of his business, he supposed. 'Just weird, the way she's been acting ever sense the Third Child showed up.' One would have to be blind not to notice the way the Captain acted around the child, which was really saying something since he noticed that. Though he was loath to admit it openly, he wasn't the most observant of people when it came to social interactions.
Ritsuko grinned from her Terminal, quite happily typing away so fast Maya beside her was having absolutely no success in keeping up with her. All that, and she was still able to join the conversation, "You're not... scared of him, are you?"
Aoba blinked. 'Scared of him? Who the..' it took him a moment of thought, aided by his earlier revealation, to come up with an answer for that. 'The Third Child? But why?"
Makoto just looked confused, and a little angry from where he was sitting. Not surprising, everyone it seems except the Captain herself knew about his little crush.
"Me? Scared of a fourteen year old boy?" Misato rolled her eyes, "You're joking."
Ritsuko hmmmed, taking a moment to stop her mad typing, much to Maya's joy since it allowed her a moment to actually figure out what the good doctor was doing, to comment while taking a sip from her ever present mug of java, "Of course I'm joking."
"Whatever." Misato snapped, "Just get on with the Sync test."
"Uh..." Aoba blinked. 'Doesn't she know the test's been cancelled?' Spying the good doctor smirking the most mechievious smirk he'd ever seen on her, he guessed not.
"Rei called in earlier. The Third child requested her presence at your home, something about her and another girl coming around to have some 'fun.'" Ritsuko explained innocently enough, he supposed, but Aoba couldn't miss an underlying meaning behind all that. "Didn't you know?" she once again added innocently. Of course Rei hadn't said anything so blantantly suggestive in her explanation, but the good Captain didn't need to know that, did she.
Misato blinked as her mind digested that information.
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"Oh Ranma-kun!" Rei swooned into his arms, the top part of her school uniform undone, openly displaying her pale skin with just enough cleveage to be considered indescent. "More 'fun' Ranma-kun!" she demanded
"Hahahahahah!" Ranma laughed, completely naked from the waste up, "Why Rei-chan, I didn't know you were so..." the girl pulled herself up some in his embrace, their lips just a hairs breath apart. "... so much woman!" he grinned dipping in for the kiss.
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"Why's she getting all red in the face?" Mokoto couldn't help but ask, confused.
Aoba didn't even want to contemplate it, and thusly ignored the question out right.
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Misato twitched, before ruefully burying the lewd day dream. There was NO chance Rei would do something like that, right? No, of course not. She blinked then, the rest of Ritsuko's seemingly innocent explanation coming up and slapping her in the face. "Wait, Rei and another girl? As in two? Plural? More then one?!"
Ritsuko eyed the woman strangly, certainly not expecting that reaction. Oh sure, she was teasing the woman, and had in all truthfulness expected her to snap at her for the harmless jesting, but was she actually taking it seriously?! "Uh, yes, a Horaki Hikari, their class representative I believe."
Misato attempted to digest that information.
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Ranma sighed, leaning back, head comfortable resting between two orbs of pliable flesh. "Oh Rei, such a comfy pillow."
"Ranma-kun!" an incessant whining from his lap got him wincing a bit, "Ah, sorry Hikari-chan" smiling slightly to hopefully avoid angering the hot little teenager snuggling with him.
Hikari, who in Misato's eyes was nothing more then a hazy, indescripet female with rather large assests, cooed when the boy pulled her up slightly, "You said you'd have fun with both of us!"
Ranma nodded, "That I did, that I did." immediatly launching into manical laughter before grabbing 'Hikari' and initiating a crushing kiss.
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Misato twitched. "Er.." she stood up in a flash, "Yes, I think it's time I go home!" she snapped, face quite pink from her hentai like day dreams. She quickly made way for the exit.
The sudden blaring of a Klaxon stopped her in her tracks. Immediatly the terminals all over the command center began flashing Red Alert. "Report!" she snapped, immediatly putting pig tail related thoughts out of her mind as she rushed back.
"Isagwa Naval base picked up a massive object moving towards the main land, about thirty miles off the coast." Aoba quickly said, hands flying over her work station as things began to pick up.
"Scanning pattern." Mokoto grimaced, "Pattern Orange!"
Maya winced, "Confirmed! It's an Angel!"
Ritsuko spared the main screen a glance as an image of the Angel popped up, "The first angel after fifteen years, and now a second one in only two weeks?!"
The Captain grimaced, "This is war. Call the children, get them in here!" she snapped.
Aoba did as he was told.
"Prepare Unit 01 for launch!"
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Horaki Hikari, not to be confused with the big breasted slut from Misato's paranoid day dreaming, let out a relieved breath at finally, finally finding Ranma's home. Part of a rather expensive Condo Complex located on the out skirts of town, she was left wondering just how wealthy the boy and his family really were, especially if they could afford a home in this particular complex.
Shaking off those thoughts, the young brown haired girl steeled herself. While the events at school earlier wasn't something she particularly enjoyed, since Toji got hurt, and Ranma all but ignored her during that fiasco, she seriously hoped the older looking boy had cooled down since then.
"No more stalling." she bit her lower lip nervously, ringing the door bell.
Nothing, no one answered.
Frowning, she tried again, to similar results. Abondoning the door bell, she knocked instead. As soon as her knuckles rapt against the door, she knew something was weird was going on, as the door pushed open slightly. 'Who doesn't shut their door all the way?'
Momentarily torn between knocking again, and heading on in, she settled on knocking again, while slowly opening the door and stepping insde. "Hello? Ranma-kun, are you there?'
A powerful stench reached her senses then, a stench she couldn't quite place. The inside was dark, the lights having been dimmed to the point you could only really see clearly five feet in front of you.
"Ah... Kun..." a soft soft wafted from deep within the home, she strained her ears to hear, "Fun?" was all she got before there was a sudden loud bang, as if some one had dropped a heavy book on a table. There was also a persisent series of rings, like a bell, or a cellphone, or something like that.
"Hah.. Rei-chan.. yer so smart." This time she definately recognized who's voice that was, only there was something wrong with it. Kinda like he was slurring, but why that was the Class Rep had no clue.
"Ah, Ranma? Can I come in?" she tentatively asked again, lest she appear rude for just barging in with out permission.
There was a rustling action, the sound of a chair being pushed back and some one stumbling around loudly, until the boy of her most recent thoughts leaned around the corner with a kind of goofy grin on his face, "Ah! Hikari-chan!" he stopped then, suddenly burping. "Ugh, sorry." he waved, "Come.. uh.. in." he turned back around suddenly then, snapping, "Damn it Rei-chan! Wait for me! I ain't done yet!"
Hikari blinked. 'What on Earth is going on here?" coming into the living room, she quickly figured out why they were acting weird.
Rei. her normally pale cheeks and cold attitude were gone, replaced with decidely pink cheeks and a heady look about her. She was holding a clear bottle written in a foreign languge to her chest protectively, warding off Ranma, who was blindly trying to get the alchohol away from the girl, while taking occasional sips.
Ranma wasn't in much better condition. She didn't doubt, if he wasn't currently drunk, that he could have taken the bottle away from the girl if he cared enough to, but right now she was simply amazed he was managing to stay upright with the way he was wobbling.
Hikari winced as Ranma proved he shouldn't even be standing up as he was as he failed to grab the bottle from Rei, who was holding it out as far from him as she could, losing his balance in the process and sending both girl and boy in a tumble for the floor, the bottle skidding across the floor, stopping directly at her feet.
"Hehehehehe" Rei giggled, staring at the roof, her eyes swirling around totally lost to the world around her.
Ranma grunted, rolling over and off Rei. "Hehe.. see, I knew..." his words slurring to the point Hikari was having trouble understanding any of it. "... booze would get ya... hehe... cute.' he tapered off, blearily gazing at the currently shocked still Hikari. "Tell the damn gnomes ta stop ringin em bells!" he snapped, delerious.
Hikari ignored him, picking up the bottle. Now that she had a clear look at it, and some time to mull over the label, she translated the name of this particular poison "Everclear." She frowned, not familiar with the name. Shaking her head, she focused on just where that annoying ringing noise she heard earlier was coming from.
There, on the table. Two identical cell phones, ringing loudly. She sighed, picking one of them up. Hopefully it was Ranma's parents, or Rei's, at least then she could get the drunks some help. Honestly, drinking in the middle of the day, who could be so irresponsible?
She answered the call.
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Misato sneezed, but quickly shook it off. "Why haven't the children reported in yet? What's taking so long?"
Aoba ignored her, "They're what?" he deadpanned, frowning. "She found them doing what now?!" he slammed his head on the table, "I don't care how you do it! Get them in here."
Ritsuko frowned, "What's wrong now?"
Aoba looked at the two women, a dangerous glint in his eyes. "Looks like Rei and Ranma got their hands on some.. 'Everclear'..." he pointedly glared at the Captain, who just blinked stupidly in response. "There as drunk as you were at last year's Christmas party, Captain!"
Misato finally decided she had enough of this. Their pilots, according to Aoba's explanation, were drunk, off Everclear no less - A particular poison she kept hidden in her room for 'special' occasions. She could kinda see Ranma doing something like this, but Rei? "I don't care if those kid's can't spell their own names! GET! THEM! HERE! NOW!" She refused to go down in History as the Woman who destroyed all of Humanity by allowing their only defense against annhilation to become drunk.
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