"Damn... Stryyp..." Gina commented as she stared at Stryyp. After taking another sip from her cup of coffee, Gina then asked, "What's with all the binge-eating Stryyp?"
Finishing his fifth stack of pancackes, Stryyp spoke as he started on another plate of waffles smothered in hashbrowns. "Well Gina, it's like this... Ever since Brianna adopted Ranma, I guess Britanny's been feeling a bit jealous."
Blinking, Gina asked, "Jealous?"
Nodding his head, and downing his fourteenth cup of coffee, Stryyp replied, "Yes. She feels that she should also be starting a family of her own now, and wants us to have kids. Not that I mind of course, but..."
"But now Britanny's been taking you to bed numerous times, right?" Gina finihed for him.
Nodding his head again, and starting on a breakfast burrito, Stryyp replied, "Yes! She wants a child of her own. And the worse part is she's really, REALLY enthusiastic about having one..."
"So how many times you been doing it a day?" Gina asked, pouring herself a second cup of coffee.
"About twelve times a day..." Then looking grief-striken, "And twenty times on the weekends..." Stryyp said, sticking piece after piece of bacon into his mouth.
Whistling to that Gina answered, "Damn. That adds up to once every two hours... For weekdays... I must admit I'm jealous."
Grumbling about that, Stryyp was then eating from a large vegetable omlet. And then... He heard it...
"OH MUFFIN! COME OUT AND PLAAA~AY! IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO MAKING RANMA A LITTLE PLAYMATE!!!" Britanny's voice cried out in a giddy, melodic tone of voice.
Slamming his head on the table, Stryyp started to cry in defeat.
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"The answer would be July 4th, 1776..." Ranma answered.
The teacher plunked his head down on the desk. "Correct again Ranma..."
Looking the teacher over, Ranma was surprised by the man's reaction. She was even more surprised when children were thanking her for giving them an early recess. "These people are strange..." Ranma thought.
"$&#@ YOU! ... Wait! NOT THE SOAP! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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