"Hey, Romes, how long have we been here?" Moisha asked Romeo.
"Four months... But what's the point?" Romeo answered, signing back. "Didn't you hear Lord Gothwrain? We're stuck here and he's not going to get us out!"
"WILL YOU TWO %$@*% PIPE DOWN!? I'M TRYING TO THINK HERE!" Lydia replied in her usual course tongue.
"Chwa, It's not like were gonna be here forever you know..." Moisha responded.
Sighing, Romeo said. "Face it Moisha, unless something unexpected happens, we're stuck in Munchkin Village until the cows come home."
Suddenly, the whole area was shaking. Before they knew it a large spire broke through the ground and was raising itself up through the Castle of Shoes, smashing the large Beta-plastic cage the wererats were in open. Where their cage was now stood the Tower of the Dragon Pharoah.
"Would, like, that count?" Moisha signed, putting a sarcastic accent on it. Seeing as how Romeo didn't bother to answer, Lydia clapped her hands together. "Well, let's get running while the running's good!"
"Agreed!" Romeo said, and the two wererats started running... In place as the third member, Lydia was holding them by the collars of their prison uniforms.
"And where do you two $%#@s Think You're going?" Lydia asked irritably.
"Simple..." Romeo said not bothering to turn around. "TO GET OUT OF HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!"
"We're NOT #%$&@* GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL WE GET THAT GOLD!" Lydia said in a heated voice.
"But, like, WHY!? I don't wanna die! It's very painful u' know!" Moisha said.
"I have to agree with her there." Romeo said.
"Will you two %$#@*# SHUT UP? Just go back to the treasure trove and wait for me!" Lydia spoke.
"Okay..." Romeo said. He was getting a bad feeling about this...
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Chewing on his lower lip in nervousness, Romeo could only wonder what the heck was taking so long.
Looking over all the gold pieces in the cavern, Moisha giggled happily. "I really like gold Romes!" Moisha said as she was staring at a very large pot.
Finally after a few moments, Lydia entered the cavern with a device that looked like a pen. "I got it guys!
"Got what?" Romeo and Moisha asked.
"This," Lydia began, "Is something called a 'Light Gate'. It will teleport us and all the gold to another place."
"You sure that the place will be safe?" Romeo asked.
"Any place is better %$&#&@ than here!" Lydia snapped. Pushing the button, the wererats and the gold were teleported from the Castle of Shoes...
"Huh? IT'S YOU! THE ONES THAT PUT THAT DAMN COLLAR ON ME!"
"EYES FRONT BRITANNY! *CRASH*
"Uh Sensei... I think we have a rodent infestation..."
"That was a relaxing shower..."
Reappearing, the wererats found they were back at Zero's Dojo. "ACK! LORD HIGH ELDER GOTHWRAIN!!!"
"Sorry for the delay Ranma. I have to gas up the car."
"IT'S THE &%$#*@ WERECAT!!!"
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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)
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