[Episode 136306] [Episode 136306]"Maaaaaan you suck! Tenchi and I already woke up Pirotess, and in under five minutes!"
Lina raised an eyebrow. "Sure, you can be brave. You sacrificed Tenchi to get the Dark Elf outta bed," she said, thoroughly unimpressed.
"Hey, you'd have used what's-his-face if he wasn't done in by those Uruk-hai-" Church shut his mouth when Lina gave him the worst gaze of death yet for reminding her of their party's dead 7th member and her former 'protector'.
Lina patted the Sword of Light meaningfully. Although Church wished he could convince Lina to give him that bitching Sword of Light, she held onto it like it was the Holy Grail.
Church took a LARGE step back. "Whoa...hey I'm sorry...sorry Lina," he said sincerely. The death of Gourry Gabriev was something that gave Lina no lack of guilt and torment and well...Church was an asshole but even he knew when he crossed it big time.
Lina turned slowly away from the paladin in blue armor. "I'll get them up, okay?"
"Uh right...."
"And YOU are buying me a second helping of breakfast for that crack jackass!"
"Oh fuck no c'mon! I said I was sorry!" Church exclaimed at the prospect of losing his hard-earned loot.
Lina's fiery red-eyes gave Church no room for argument. Either he did as she said, or he was getting a Dragon Slave up the ass.
"Awwww fuck me, fine..." he muttered dejectedly in defeat.
Tenchi looked at Church. "Better do what she says man."
“Oh bite me you pansy cockbite,” Church grumbled. “Fine, fuck it I'll buy everyone's food today-" He clamped a hand over his helmet where his mouth would be. Oh maaaaaaan he did not just say that?!
"I HEARD THAT!" the voice of the Drow called from her own room.
"Aw sonnuva bitch...." Church slumped, knowing his loot purse was going to lessen soon.
Grinning at Church's proclamation, Lina nodded her head seriously and moved over to the door to Ranma's room, considering her options. Knocking wouldn't work so she would knock the door down first and afterwards claim it was an accident from knocking too forcefully and blame those two for not waking up sooner.
Then she would try one of three different ways to wake the two up.
1. Act like she was a burglar and loudly talk about stealing their loot and clothes.
2. Splash them with a bucket of water and hope they didn't do anything hentai while cuddling (that still gave her strange thoughts/dreams every now and then).
3. Use a giant fireball to destroy the bed. Of course they'd be angry at her for doing that but it would be their own fault for not waking up when she tried the other methods.
Deciding option one would deal with the least amount of annoyance, the redheaded sorceress kicked down the door, the frame falling to the floor inside of the room with a loud crash. "OOPS!"
Meanwhile out in the hall Church was griping about the hole he had dug himself into. "There goes nearly all my money," he whined, knowing with all the hungry morons in this group...offering to get the food tab was an instant money-drainer. And the fact that Lina just smashed down that door meant the inn-keeper would want compensation.
Tenchi couldn’t help but snicker; it was times like this all the abuse he put up was worth it for moments like this to see Church squirm.
Meanwhile, Lina stuck her head into the darkened room, and called out to the still sleeping occupants. "Wakey-wakey!"
All she got were two loud snores from the two people in the bed. The fact there was a redhead with the werecheetah told Lina that Ranma was now a 'she', which would make things easier since she didn't have to worry about seeing a naked male. She blushed as she recalled the last time she walked in on the pigtailed monk in a state of undress or when he was just fucking his cat-toy.
Nodding her head, she definitely would have to go with plan one. Stepping into the room, Lina purposely made creaking noises on the floor with the soles of her boots. "OOOH! Look at all the loot these two have!" she spoke out (loud enough to wake the dead the next town over). "I guess I'll take whatever I so damn please."
All she got was loud smacking of lips and the sight of the two lumps under the covers roll over.
"OOH! LOOK AT THIS!" Lina shouted as she held up both money bags and shook them. "ALL THEIR LOOT! JUST FOR ME!!!"
"Nhmmm limme sleep pops..." Ranma mutterd as she cuddled into her companion who just purred more.
Dropping the bags, Lina stared at the two. "Oh, screw it..." She wasn't going to look inferior in front of Church. Grabbing onto the blanket by their feet, she pulled it off of them with a harsh tug. "GET UP YOU LAZY PAIR OF ASSES!"
They STILL didn't get up and all she got for her troubles was an eyeful of two naked female bodies cuddled together, breast to breast, legs curled around the other, Britanny's tail around Ranma's waist. This was not what a sexually repressed genius-sorceress needed to see.
"GET UP YOU LAZY BITCHES!!!" Lina yelled at the top of her lungs.
This time, the undead THREE towns over started to crawl from out of their graves from the sound of the yells.
Still to no avail, and as Lina got closer to smack them both awake, their hands, meaning to grab the covers, instead grabbed HER!
*YOINK!*
Blinking her eyes, unsure of what happened, it didn't take long for the sorceress to realize WHAT had happened, and Lina found herself between two very naked female bodies; two DD size furry tits against her face, two large C's against her back and two arms keeping her from moving.
"...This sucks..." Lima grumbled, although it was muffled by the werecheetah's breasts.
Lina tried to shout to wake them up but she got a mouth full of werecat nipple as Brit pressed her body forward, stretching in her sleep, and oh God, Ranma's hands were roaming in places they shouldn’t be!
It was then that Ranma-chan cracked an eye open. "So, still feel like stealing our goods, Lina?" The pigtailed redhead teased the other. She leaned her head forward and breathed into the Inverse girl's ear. "Or did you just want to wake us up nicely like this?" She gently licked the rim of the sorceress's ear.
Brit's eyes slowly opened and she smirked, and stroked the back of Lina's head. "It's not nice to steal other peoples goods...or ruin their beauty sleep, Lina dear."
Brit's tail uncoiled from Ranma and purposely rubbed the front of the sorceress's crotch.
Ranma grinned at Britanny what Britanny was doing, so while Britanny teased the magic-user's sex, Ranma-chan purposely rubbed her breasts into Lina's back.
Lina's eyes widened; whimpering in both mortification and pleasure. This was the sort of offense she’d KILL people for! But oh God those two were touching her so expertly and it felt so damn good!
"Hey Lina what's the hol- HOLY SHIT!" Church exclaimed from the open door, ruining the moment.
"FIREBALL!!!!!"
"OH FU-!" Church exclaimed before he was cut off by the fireball hitting him dead on.
*THWOOM*!!!!
And Church went flying...through the roof and high, high into the air.
"SON OF A BIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCH!" he cried as he flew into the air, slowly disappearing over the horizon as he began to make earth-fall.
Yes, it was simply amazing how Lina could aim-dead on without a clear view of her target thanks to over-endowed werecheetah tits.
Tenchi looked at the hole from where he stood in the hallway, his mouth agape. "...There is a God..." He cried happily as Church got what he rightfully deserved.
Sitting up a little, Ranma grinned. "Nice shot, Lina." She brought her hand to rub the Sorceress's belly. "You know, you are really cute. Why don't you try joining me and Brit sometime?"
Lina sat up, absentmindedly licking her lips, still tasting werecat tit on her lips. "Um, maybe," she allowed as she was beet red and walked out of the room. "Uh anyway time to get up and breakfast is on Church."
Ranma-chan grinned. "Breakfast on Church!?"
Lina stood in the doorway, her back still turned to them. "Yep!" She laughed with glee.
Brit started to gather her clothes. "Oh yeah! I could use a big meal on somebody else."
"Amen to that!" Ranma said as she gathered her own clothing. "And hot water."
"Also on Church of course," Lina chuckled.
Britanny finished putting on her thief clothes, and stretched leisurely like a cat. "Hmm alright, let's go eat!"
Lina stepped out of the doorway and yelled down the hall. "Yo Pirotess, you finished dressing?"
Ranma-chan took a little more time to get dressed. "Wait for me, would you?"
"Not ready yet!" Pirotess said through her door.
Britanny leaned on the doorframe, watching her lover dress. "Sure."
Getting dressed completely, Ranma-chan then walked over to the Drow's holed door. "COME ON! It's time for breakfast!"
"I'm not done!" The Dark Elf insisted.
Rolling her eyes, Ranma-chan just punched the door down.
"EEEE!!!" Pirotess shrieked. "Bright light! Bright light!"
Lina groaned, face-palming. "Oh for crying out loud you gotta get used to it!"
"Yeah!" Ranma agreed. "And you're not a vampire either, you big baby!"
Hissing at the bright light, Pirotess shook her head. "Be that as it may... I'm still NOT dressed yet!" Said the Drow in her underwear, gloves, and boots; her outfit around her legs.
Lina walks into the room, "Need help dressing?"
"Thanks," Pirotess said to the flat-chested redhead. "You're useful sometimes."
Lina ignored the insult/compliment and walked over to Pirotess, helping her pull up her outfit, and tie the back clasps together of her bodice together. "There."
The Drow nodded her head. "Thank you, Miss Inverse." She said seriously as she stretched a little to make sure everything was in place and held.
Lina stepped back as the Drow stretched. Lina hated it when women wore outfits to empathize their busts...which more than not dwarfed hers. While the Drow was not Britanny huge, she had a nice pair. “Why did I get cursed with flat breasts?!” She whined mentally. Damn it! Even Ranma had a nicer pair! And he wasn't even a real woman!
Lina sighed dejectedly. "C'mon let's go."
The Dark Elf nodded and followed her out of the room.
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