The girls had calmed somewhat (Nabiki, Haruka and Miyo were still a little shell-shocked by their impending motherhood), they were currently drinking tea and making small talk to know each other better.
It had taken a few minutes for Nodoka Saotome to realize she was pregnant too. Her reaction to that was quite different than with possible grandchildren. Her thoughts of divorce and remarriage had become plans. Ryuu Kumon would do the honorable thing or else...
The dojo had grown quiet in the meantime but the two young martial artists had not come out to join the girls yet.
The Tendo compound's doors opened with a crashing sound. Tatewaki Kuno entered, his damaged clothes in disarray "SAOTOME !"
Everyone turned to look at the deranged kendoist "Friend of yours ?" asked Haruka. The Nerima regulars scowled in disgust "More like a nuisance... This is Kuno, one of the biggest perverts around here"
"Saotome, you fiend !" Kuno was still ranting, oblivious to the world and the reactions of those present "You unleashed this plague on the town to push everyone to debase themselves in carnal pleasures. You kept the Blue Thunder from joining his loves by sending me a bus of nymphomaniac cheerleaders who ravished me all night long, intent on draining me. But you underestimated the Kuno hereditary manliness ! Now surrender to my superiority and deliver the pure Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed girl to me !"
"Not so pure as she used to be..." muttered an amused Nabiki. Akane glared at her briefly then stood up, cracking her knuckles "I don't know about you but I need to let off steam, LOTS of it"
Ukyo drew her big spatula "You and me both, sugar. That creep is pushing it..."
Kodachi threw off her school uniform, revealing her gymnastic leotard, and made her ribbon twirl "I will not let you beat up my dear brother without me ! It would be against my principles"
Shampoo somersaulted out of her position, bonboris at the ready "Stupid stick boy needs lesson on not pissing off women when they talking about serious matters !"
Natsume and Kurumi drawed their weapons and took their trademark team battle stance "I don't know this guy but he's asking for a good pounding..." "Let's beat him up quickly, oneechan, I'm still hungry..."
Haruka jumped on the occasion, she just wanted to beat on something to relieve some stress "Wait for me, girls ! Dibs on the kick in the nuts !"
Kuno ignored the girls' upset expressions. He only saw one thing : the beauteous Akane Tendo was coming to him ! "Akane Tendo ! At last you are free from the foul sorceror Saotome's spell. No doubt his prowess as a lover was abysmal and only the fount of love that are the Kuno loins can satisfy you and the pig-tailed girl ! Come to me, my love, and let us partake in the pleasures of the flesh to cement our union. Let us leave this place and... URK !"
Akane had sent a power punch right into Kuno's stomach, making him double over "Kuno... SHUT UP AND DIE !!!"
The others joined in and Tatewaki Kuno was treated to the worst pounding he ever had in his short life.
Kasumi smiled benevolently "Such energy..." Setsuna stayed silent, drinking her tea, while Azusa cheered them on. Miyo had drawn the 'Fool' card "Most... appropriate" Nabiki chuckled, coming out of her funk "Now THAT he had coming..." Hinako had gotten her hands on the baby catalogue and was rummaging through the pages with a dreamy look. Rouge was gently caressing her stomach with a wistful expression.
As for Nodoka Saotome, something tugging at her mind, namely the bond between her and her Ryuu-chan, had her going to the dojo, searching for something.
See other episodes by Jamil Nate
(Posted Mon, 02 Dec 2002 21:46)
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