"How dare you seduce my Shampoo! Fist Of The White Swan!" Crash!
"EEEEK! MOUSSE?! WHAT?"dodge, twist, leap, duck.
Ranma stared for a moment. First Shampoo glomping Akane, which had brought Akane to realization that getting out of an Amazon Glomp™ wasn't as easy as she had thought it was. Now Akane was getting a lesson in why her insistence that "Mousse wouldn't be angry with Ranma if Ranma didn't lead Shampoo on" wasn't necessarily accurate.
Ranma was about to intervene, just as soon as the shock wore off.
WHAM! "Stupid Mousse leave Akane-airen alone. She no want to be your wife."
"HEY! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU..." Akane's voice trailed off as she realized her automatic denial of Shampoo would have her insisting that she did want to marry Mousse. Galling as it was, she'd have to agree with Shampoo. "Uhm... that's right."
"Ranma! This is your fault!" Mousse yelled at Kasumi. "If you'd be a real man, Akane wouldn't have been able to turn Shampoo into a lesbian!"
Nabiki had just arrived and was eating a bagel. This revelation was enough that she nearly dropped said bagel. "Hmmph. Well, it's about time you came out of the closet, Akane. Not that we haven't known this for years." She was just indulging her usual tendency towards mischief after the near disaster of almost losing half a cinnamon-raisin bagel.
Ranma scratched his head. "What's a lesbian?"
Shampoo looked puzzled too and was flipping through a small book. "Shampoo no see that word in dictionary either." She'd have to go through Akane's closet later for clues.
Not knowing how else to deal with the situation, Akane picked up a training dummy (ripping the post out of the ground in the process) and proceeded to beat Mousse severely around the head and shoulders with it.
Ranma merely sat back down and watched. Heck, if Akane kept getting swept up in his situations, then the next thing to happen would be:
(Posted Sun, 08 Dec 2002 13:52)
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