Darkstalker- Shinji: Exam and Prescription [Episode 142184]

"Why do I have to be the one doing this?" Asuka muttered to herself as she walked into the room after Ritsuko.

"Because you're an Eva Pilot." Ritsuko responded casually as she picked up a clipboard. "Now, shut the door and get undressed, you can keep your underwear on for now." She looked at the stirrups on the exam table. "I doubt a gynecological exam will be necessary."

Asuka blanched, then with a shiver started removing her clothes.

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Asuka tugged nervously at her skirt as she sat on the couch across from Ritsuko's chair.

"Now don't worry, now we'll be doing some word association. I'll say a word, and you'll say what that word makes you think of. Exam."

'Torture' "Ah, look."

"Speculum."

"Terror."

Ritsuko grinned slightly. "Eva."

"Pilot."

"Unit one."

"Shinji."

"Handsome."

An image of Shinji bubbled in Asuka's head. "Kaji." She declared.

"Sausage."

In her mind Asuka recalled the tenting up of the sheet when she had looked in on Shinji the previous day. "Breakfast." She blurted out.

"Banana."

Asuka clenched a fist as she forced out the reply "Fruit."

Ritsuko looked at her for a moment, then calmly said, "Penis."

"What the hell is with this perverted test!!" Asuka screamed.

Ritsuko gave a knowing "Ahh," and wrote something down on her clipboard.

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"So, is there anything I should worry about?" Misato asked Ritsuko as she glanced over at where Asuka was sitting, arms folded and not looking at either of them.

"This prescription should cover it." Ritsuko responded as she handed Misato a folded sheet of paper. "I've also attached a request for accounting to reimburse you."

"Thanks." Misato responded with a grin as she unfolded the paper and looked at the contents. Her grin collapsed into a shocked expression. "Your prescribing a vibrator!?"

"Asuka's clearly got some sexual frustration issues, and that's the ideal tool to help her cope while dealing with them. And since I'm not giving her my Hello Kitty vibrator, she'll need one of her own."

"Uh huh..." Misato murmured as she looked at the paper. She blinked and looked Ritsuko in the eye. "You're asking ME to buy her a vibrator."

"You’re her guardian." Ritsuko responded with a grin. "Besides, don't you want to see the faces of those guy's in accounting when you give them this?" She asked as she tapped the reimbursement form.