Darkstalker- Shinji: Ladies shopping trip. [Episode 142201]

Asuka tugged at the rim of the baseball cap she had slipped on and raised the printouts again. Glancing over them she looked forward toward Misato who was strolling casually down the street, not showing any sign of nervousness or embarrassment. Or at least if she showed any sign, Asuka couldn't see it through the dark sunglasses she was wearing.

'what's there to be embarrassed about? We're just walking into the seediest part of Tokyo 3 at night to find some perverted shop to buy a perverted sex toy because that pervert Ritsuko's making me buy one and Misato's too perverted . . .' "Are you sure I have to come along?" Asuka asked quietly.

Misato rolled her eyes and looked back at her. "Asuka, for something this personal, you need to pick one for yourself. Now take those silly glasses off, cause here we are," Turning to her right she grabbed the black glass door and pulled it open.

Timidly taking off her sunglasses, she turned and walked through, raising her other hand to adjust her baseball cap and the surgical mask she had put on. Suddenly she felt a yank, and realized that Misato had pulled off these two remaining disguises. "Hey!"

Misato casually dropped the hat and mask into the large canvas shopping bag slung over her shoulder. "Don't be that way. There's nothing to be ashamed of." She stepped forward raising a hand. "Hey, need a little service here!" She called into the interior of the shop.

Asuka buried her face in her hands.

"Looking for anything in particular?" a tall slightly overweight guy with purple tinted glasses asked. He paused to cough, his hand rising to the surgical mask over his face.

"The young lady needs a vibrator. Where are they?" Misato asked.

"Aisle three."

"Thanks," Misato called as she turned and strode toward the indicated aisle.

"Um, Misato . . ." Asuka murmured as she hurried forward to match the Major's side. "Maybe we should leave and come back when he's over, whatever he's got, I don't wanna catch . . . anything."

Misato paused at the opening of aisle three and looked down at Asuka. "Don't worry, I checked the website and this place has a totally automated checkout. We just put what we want in the bag, walk to one of the exits, and swipe a credit card before leaving."

Asuka blinked. "Um if it this place is so automated, why did you have to talk with that guy?"

"I thought you wanted to get this done fast?" Misato commented as she walked down the aisle. "Ah . . . no, these are regular dildo's, we're supposed to get you something with a motor." Sidestepping a little further, she grinned as she looked up at the items covering the shelving. "Ah, now that's more like it. So, what fits your fancy?"

Swallowing heavily Asuka looked up toward the collection of sex toys. Her eyes widened as she took in the size and scope of the collection. "that." She blurted with a vague thrust of her finger. 'Just grab something at random and we're gone.'

Misato blinked and leaned forward. "Huh, the XL Turbo Hulking super penetrator," she commented as she pulled the fourteen inch long and very thick sculpted green latex penis off it's hook. "I didn't know . . ."

"NOT THAT!" Asuka called. Her eyes darted over the board, and settled onto the smallest object she could see. "That."

With a shrug Misato put the XL Turbo back and pulled down the item Asuka had mentioned. "Ah, the micro-fingerbang fingertip vibrator." She commented as she looked over the vibrator that was designed to fit onto a fingertip. "Cute," She reached up and grabbed down a second. "I'll have to grab one for myself, still, you're on an expense account, pick something else!" Misato gestured toward the board again. She tapped her chin with her finger a moment, then reached out for the board again. "Might as well get a new one, my old one's motor's definitely on the fritz."