“Okay, I understand how she could get past these morons with a copy of the Spamlot script, not like any average three year old couldn’t get past them anyways. But how in the friggin $#&*&^%#$ did she manage to get past Ifurita? I specifically told her to guard the interstellar crafts this dimension hop….”
Nodwick blinked and bent down, picking up a checklist that had fallen to the ground with the name Jubilee, surrounded by sparkling firework designs at the top. “Well according to this she had a plan. Step 3 was to sweet talk Scotty into taking Makoto’s shift for their ten and half year anniversary. Step 4 included swiping detailed mechanical plans to turn a android into a ‘Third’ from the archives…… She’s good you got to give her that.”
Logan growled. “That girl… She was grounded after the last time she went joy riding.. She PROMISED me she wouldn’t take a ship on her own again…..”
Usagi blinked. “But Uncle Logan, what’s so wrong with Sailor Kender going out and promoting Love, justice, and the larcenous way?”
“Beyond the fact that larceny is part of her intro speech?” Logan replied dryly. “Maybe because the LAST time she took off she set off a series of events that nearly ended up with you boss selecting that Ketchum kid as his newest avatar! This whole situation is a disaster! About the only good thing about this whole fiasco is that your home reality doesn't have any analogues of your 'brothers' for her to play matchmaker with!”
“Actually I think Bahamut is still considering him for the job….” Nodwick murmured as he looked up at a computer screen. “Well good news Logan, Jubilee didn’t break her promise… She got a couple of pilots to drop her off on earth before returning back.”
“Eh?” Logan looked up. “Who’d she take?”
“Well…. That’s the bad news…” Nodwick trailed off nervously.
Curious Logan leaned over Nodwick’s shoulder to examine the computer screen, his eyes widened. “ Ah Smeg…why them? Why did it have to be THEM??”
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“For the last time Largo, I am NOT PUTTING ON THE WOOKIE SUIT!!”
“But then how will I gain my L33T FORCE POWERZ?”
Piro groaned and rubbed his forehead. “That was Luke you twit, Han was not a Jedi and had no force abilities…..”
A low giggle came from the back of the cockpit as the door opened to let in a small female kinder wearing a bright yellow trench coat. “You two are being silly again aren’t you? Are you sure you don’t want to help me find the other Senshi in Japan?”
“I say Nay! We have the Serenity Star ULTIMATE QUAKE OFF in a few days and I must hone my Mad L33T SKILLZ IN ORDER TO PROOVE VICTORIOUS OVER THE 3VIL!”
Piro groaned. “Just because the garbage monster union team beat you LAST month at capture the flag, I have to listen to you rant about this day and night throughout the entire trip. I just wish we had something else for you to do…. ”
Jubilee squealed in delight at the opening Piro provided her. “I know what we can play while we travel! Guess that code!”
Piro planted his face into his hand. “I had to open my big mouth…”
Jubilee nodded and lugged a book that was nearly as tall as she was into the cockpit, opened it up and began to flip through it. “Oooh here’s one code 4709d…”
Largo grinned. “I know that one! The Serenity star is in danger and needs my MAD L33T SKILLZ to save everyone!”
Piro rubbed his forehead. “Largo you think that’s what EVERY code means….Isn’t that ‘Nodwick has had a ‘accident’ in the garbage monsters’ holo-dungeon, duct tape and stomach pumps are needed ASAP ?”
Jubilee shook her head. “Nope, no cookie for you Piro! All the Nodwick codes are the 013 through 020 series…. I’ll give you a hint it involves Tiamet….”
Largo began to open his mouth, but shut it at Piro’s glare.
“Tiamet…ummm…. Is it ‘Tiamet has convinced Usagi to conquer a alternate earth and then cover the whole planet with hot springs, candy, and choclate?’ “ Piro Hazarded as a guess.
Jubilee shook her head. “Nope that’s code 3708c! You guys suck at this game you know? Code 4709d is ‘Tiamet has convinced Usagi that it is opposite day and thus she has to act evil for 24 hours.”
Piro sighed. “I see, what fun we are having. Makes me almost look forward to the many little pieces Logan is going to slice us into once we get back. Did you HAVE to leave our names behind as the pilots?”
Jubilee nodded. “Uh-huh. How else would I get him to see my joke? Now you pick a code…”
Piro sighed and began to lean over the book and flip through it. “Alright lets see code….wait… What joke?”
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Logan snarled and snapped at the scurrying Tuxedo Troopers. “I want my ship up and ready for takeoff YESTERDAY! I got to catch up with her before she causes a major incident, like stealing the emperor’s kimono or something!”
Nodwick sighed as he scrolled through Jubilee’s checklist. “Look on the bright side, at least she didn’t take the sentai mecha Usagi brought as ‘presents’ for her friends. I mean she could always have…….. Oh dear….”
Logan paused as he heard Nodwick trail off. “Oh dear what?”
“Ummm…heh heh… I’m not sure I should tell you…..” Nodwick sweated…
*SCHNIK*
“Tell me WHAT ???!!!” Logan growled stalking towards the nervous henchman…
“Errr... Its Jubilee’s checklist… Item 45….. It’s um….errr…. ‘Locate Sailor Uranus and Neptune, so they can explain to me what exactly Yuri is. Mental note: remeber to tell them I am best as a hands on learner….’” Nodwick glanced up and then quickly made himself scarce before what he just said registered with the Canadian mutant….
Logan stood frozen for a second and then. “SHE WANTS TO FIND OUT WHAAATTTTTTT????!!!!!!”
Several minutes later a sleek interstellar fighter craft shot out of the Serenity star, redlining its FTL engines on a course towards earth…
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