[Episode 148864] [Episode 148864]"I said 'no way,' old freak!" A currently female Ranma shouted as she flipped from one Neriman roof to another. As she landed, she kicked up a trio of tiles and sent them flying towards her gnomish pursuer.
Happosai deftly flipped over the first, and smashed the second with a simple flying kick, but he had to land on the third, which caused his trajectory to change. Ranma thought she had succeeded in stalling the old pervert with that move, until he grabbed a nearby clothesline and used it to slingshot himself back at the pigtailed redhead, where he connected soundly with another flying kick.
Nearby, a familiar figure carried a heavy backpack and umbrella while consulting a map of Eastern Europe, of all places. The figure stopped suddenly as he felt an unwelcome weight land upon his head.
"Ranma...." He growled out between clenched teeth.
"Oh, hi, Ryoga." The pigtailed girl said as if noticing him for the first time. "Sorry, can't talk now, gotta go!" She said as she jumped off of his head and onto a nearby roof.
"How dare you!" Ryoga almost shouted, as he unsheathed his umbrella and leapt after her, only to have another figure rebound off his head and push him back into the street. "Pardon me, Ryoga, my boy!" Came a crackled old voice as the figure disappeared over an adjacent roof.
"Twice in one day?" He lamented to himself. "I won't stand for this!"
However further tirades were cut off as a speeding cyclist ran through a puddle and splashed him. The cyclist turned to apologize, but only seeing a pig where he thought to see a man, he decided to keep going and left P-chan to "bwee" indignantly to himself.
Several blocks away, the two combatants still bounced from rooftop to rooftop, exchanging blows and in some cases gropes, as they made their way across the Neriman skyline. Until, Ranma once again thought that she had lost the old freak. That is to say, until she heard the bells of doom!
"Nihao, Airen!" Came the voice of the bubbly amazon, from atop her bike, parked on her mis-gendered fiance. "You take Shampoo on date-" Suddenly she stopped as she saw who her fiance had been fleeing from, and her attitude became somewhat less bubbly and more frantic. "-some other time, yes? Shampoo have too too many deliveries, busy busy! Bye, bye!" She peeled out of there faster than you could say petrified purple pussy (cat), leaving Ranma with only skid marks for her trouble.
The redhead didn't have time to complain as Happosai crested the peak of the roof, twirling a pink brazier around him like a jump rope, while shouting, "Super Silky Slinging C Cup Bosom Bind Maneuver!" Not knowing what the attack was, and not wanting to find out, Ranma rolled to the side. And, to Happosai's horror, instead of scooping up soft mounds of female flesh, the brazier dug into the roof, scooping up broken shards of clay and wood before shredding the support garment all together.
"Noooooooooooooo!" He cried out in outrage and grief. "This was my favorite, my most precious of silky darlings. And now, it's ruined! You'll pay for that!" And, he took off again, after the fleeing redhead.
As the fight raged on, at a more feverish pace, now that Happosai had been angered, Ranma noted apprehensively that the fight was heading toward Furinkan. And, when they finally crossed the school's gates, she had a sudden sinking feeling that fighting there could have much more potentially embarrassing consequences.
She quickly lost the old perv within the maze-like halls of Furinkan. And, as soon as she felt it was safe she ducked into the nearest room she could find. After checking to make sure she had lost him, she turned around and saw a bunch of girls in various states of undress. She had hidden in the girl's locker room, right before phys. ed.
Suddenly, the girls began pelting him with shoes, brooms, bathing supplies and anything they could get their hands on, while screaming. "OUCH! Whoa! Hey, wait! I'm a girl too, ya know!" She shouted back, pulling open her shirt to reveal the bouncing evidence of her current gender.
"EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE REALLY A GUY!" They all shouted as they forced her out of the locker room and into the courtyard on a tsunami of righteous feminine fury.
"Hotcha!" Was the only warning she got, as Happosai attacked again with his Super Silky Slinging C Cup Bosom Bind Maneuver. Ranma cried out indignantly as her arms were pinned to her side by the straps of a lacy blue bra, and the cups lifted and separated her bare breasts. She spun about, trying to throw the old man off, but he just smiled like a madman and gripped the straps of the bra as if they were the reigns of a bucking bronko and called out like a cowboy, "Yee ha! Get along, little Ranma-chan!"
That is, until a familiar voice called out to them. "Ranma! What are you doing?"
Ranma quickly spun around to find...
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