He could ignore certain signs, if he made an effort. The tails and ears were difficult to ignore but possible. The little fangs were mostly not displayed. He could pretend they were normal.
He did have to wonder where his father was. Getting drunk and stuffing his face, no doubt. That was usually what was going on when his old man went off for an evening.
Genma peered down at the village. Yes, yes, this time for sure.
Acme Bear Costume - Check.
One Gallon Jug of "Ragin' Cajun Hot Sauce With Habanero" - Check.
Seven land mines - Check.
Bouncy Balls - 2 - Check.
Unicycle - Check.
Genma smirked and rubbed his hands together. This would go off perfectly.
All that mattered was running over to the shack of this guard with the landmines so he could set one right outside the door. Then he'd have the distraction he needed. Six more in the right places, and everyone would be looking for the invading army and pay no attention to the juggling unicycling bear.
Genma tripped and fell. Carrying seven land mines.
"Houston, we show a rocket launch from Northwestern Norway, do you copy?"
"Roger, we show an anomaly. It's already begun its descent."
"Must be a dud then. I didn't know Norway had a space program."
CRASH! went Genma through the skylight.
CRUNCH! went Genma through a thin metal barrier.
SPLASH! went Genma into the big vat.
"GLURBLE!" declared Genma as the stinging liquid got into his burns and scratches.
Pushing aside his pain, Genma swam to the top. He was grateful for this deep tank being here - otherwise he might have done serious injury to himself had he not hit liquid. Fortunately he had been toughened by all his years surviving the Master's training.
He could see nothing but darkness and dim shapes. Curious, Genma reached into a pocket and pulled out the lighter he'd been using to light off explosives. "Let's see... No Smoking?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Yes, Mister Outsider, we can be friends!" declared Dita.
"Well, I..." said a nervous Ranma.
"Perhaps he'd prefer to spar and get some martial arts practice in," said a completely indifferent Meia.
"YEAH!" pounced Ranma. "Gotta get some practice in. Later!" ZOOM!
trip, tangle, whump!
"Oooooh," said Jura, lying on her back and straddled by a young man whose face was stuck between her breasts. "So bold and forward!"
"EEEEP!" declared Barnette.
"Oh heck," mumbled Ranma.
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