Dragon Wives: Broom Closets Make Bad Meeting Rooms [Episode 152434]

by Proteus

“Thirteen, fourteen, and fifteen hundred,” Nabiki counted as she watched the boy in front of her put the yen in her hand by her current briber, his name was Shinji Taka-something; Nabiki didn’t really know or care. What was important however, was that he was cheating on his girlfriend that happened to be a daughter in a very influential family who his parents wanted to get their claws in, and so it would be very bad if pictures of them together in his bed and some of the more private places around school suddenly appeared in his girlfriend’s locker.

Okay, so it wasn’t that much money, but added together with similar bribes from a cheerleader that wanted to keep her pregnancy under wraps, two guys that would rather not let Ranma know about their collections of the most risqué female Ranma-chan pictures, and another boy who wanted to ‘stay in the closet’ as it were, compounded at least every other day, gave Nabiki a small but steady income that held her over until the demand rose and it was time to sell some more pics of Ranma and Akane. Thanks to the recent appearance of the two girls from China, Nabiki hadn’t dared to even try and enter Ranma’s room for a few X rated shots of the sleeping redhead. Hell, she hadn’t even chanced trying to get a shot of when Ranma just ran around the house topless, what with how those girls of his react to everything.

“Thank you for your business,” Nabiki told her cash machine.

Shinji frowned at the short girl with a barely repressed snarl. “Lousy bitch.”

The middle Tendo daughter shook her head and reached into her book bag. “No I think that’s your lover. After all, she seems to like doggy-style most of all. Don’t you agree?” Nabiki held up the picture she had taken of the girl and boy in the girl’s locker room when they obviously thought no one was around.

But before Nabiki could get an answer out of her little cash cow, and deal with some of her own feelings of anger by making another’s life even more miserable, the door to her private meeting place was thrown open.

Jane poked her head into the janitors closet with a bit of resignation. So far she had been to three classrooms, both boy’s and girl’s locker rooms, a sports equipment shed, and four bathrooms, one actually being for boys, and the girl was still eluding her as of now. Well, until now anyway Jane thought to herself as she finally spied her target with some other guy. “So here’s where you been hiding.” She took a moment to study the boy and girl standing in front of her, and then spotted the money in the Tendo’s hand, as well as how the boy’s pants had a bulge in the groin. “You can sell yourself out for sex some other time, I got some questions I wanna ask you.”

“Excuse me?” Nabiki asked in a scandalized voice, as all traces of the mask she used to conduct business vanished at Jane’s presumption that she was some kind of whore.

Jane made her way into the small room, nodding to herself in satisfaction at the girl’s manners. It was a pity she hadn’t tried to pass them on to her little sister. “Now-” Jane cut herself off as something she had forgotten until it caught her eye came into her field of view. After turning to look at the unknown human, Jane simply motioned for him to leave as not to raise a big mess and have to hear Ranma complain about it later. “Shoo.”

“Hey bit-” before Shinji could continue, Jane reached down to his reproductive organs and latched onto them with a firm grip and helped him out the door. In other words, she grabbed everything in the lower regions and crushed the things before throwing the boy out by his balls.

Nabiki could only stand on the far side of the closet and gape at the sight of the boy rolling around on the floor trying to scream but not being able to get enough air to do so. As Jane shut the door behind her and mumbled something under her breath, Nabiki finally collected herself and managed to get a question out after realizing Ranma's new love intrest was blocking the only way out. “Umm, what was it you wanted again?” Nabiki asked in the most polite and kiss ass way that she could.

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(Posted Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:07)


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