It appeared that removing Ranma had also removed the Senshi. Now she was getting the cast of "Neon Genesis Evangelion" recast in other series.
"Shinji, I am your father," said Darth Vader.
"I know that!" said Shinji, watching his light saber fall out of reach.
"Oh yeah," said Darth Vader. "Hmmm. Well, did you know you were screwing your sister?"
"Huh?" asked Shinji, eyes wide. "You mean?"
"That's right, Princess Rei Ayanami of Aldaraan," said Darth.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" exclaimed Shinji, before fainting.
"Hmmmm," said Darth. "That went a lot easier than expected."
"We need a magic-user, and he is available," said Rei, the party's elf and archer.
"He's such a wuss though," said Asuka, fingering a throwing axe.
"I'm right here, you know," protested Shinji.
"Do we HAVE to go rescue Kaji from the Dark Sorcerer's dungeon," complained Misato.
"We do if we want your bar tab paid," softly said Rei.
"Well, let's get going!" said Misato. "Can't keep the ol' Dark Sorcerer waiting!"
"Shinji!"
"Nadia!"
SMOOOOCHHH!
Asuka shed a tear, turning away from the scene. It appeared that the captain of the "Blue Water" had won after all.
"Don't run away! Don't run away! ... they're running away!" pointed out Shinji.
"Yeah, right. You're going to be a pokemon master?" asked Asuka. "You still owe me for my bike, ya runt!"
"But I got a pikachu," whined Shinji.
"Pee pee peeka," exclaimed pikachu, a little suitcase in hand as he walked off.
"SHINJI! DROP THOSE COCONUTS!"
BONK!
"Oops, sorry father."
"I've told you to call me Skipper."
"Okay, Skipper. What's up?"
"Professor Akagi has put together a nuclear reactor using coconuts, palm fronds, and vines. We're going to try and flag passing vessels-"
Setsuna wrenched things away. How had things come to this? Well, no matter, she would just fix it like SO!
snap
crackle
POP!
"That didn't sound good," said Setsuna, eyeing the Gates uncertainly. When she viewed the timeline now, she discovered it was:
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