"FIRE!" declared someone over the open channel.
The JSDF began attacking in earnest. Missiles shot out. Some, for a variety of reasons, missed and managed to take out a number of buildings. Including an okonomiyaki shop where a certain girl had parked her portable grill during the emergency.
The JSDF also had cannon, tanks, and a number of other weapons ready and unleashed everything that they had at the incredibly improbable appearance of Gojira in a piece of Japanese countryside.
A lot of it DID hit the big target. None of it really seemed to do much damage.
"GreeeeeeAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" (Hey, knock it off! I didn't do nothing!)
"Keep it up! I think he staggered!" called out one pilot.
"GreeeeeeeAUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" (HEY! Someone shoved a missile up my butt! Cut it Out!)
"Red Four, what the blazes were you targetting THERE for?! Don't you know what that might do?"
"It's a valid target!" called out Red Four. "Armor might be weaker there. Besides, what harm could it do?"
PhBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
"Gojira just passed wind! Look, those trees are turning yellow."
"Damn lizard, unleashing a weapon of mass destruction like that!"
"I don't think that was a voluntary action."
"I knew this was going to be bad idea," said one of the pilots.
"I said it never worked, but does anybody believe me?" asked Sailor Venus. "Noooooooooooooooooo. You just gotta go dissin' the Big G."
"Shooting anyone there has to be against the Geneva Convention or something, right?" asked Sailor Jupiter, thinking that Gojira-san was going to be justifiably upset about that.
"Uh oh," said Sailor Venus, pointing. "Look at his fins. See that glow?"
"Isn't it supposed to be green?" asked Jupiter, regretting she hadn't watched more Gojira movies.
"Red is... bad?" asked Sailor Mercury.
"Maybe we should get behind this hill, just in case," said Sailor Venus, who HAD watched her share of Gojira movies. "You diss the Big G, things are gonna get nasty really quick."
Some of the pilots knew what the little lightshow along the spine meant.
"Oh shit," distinctly said the first pilot, breaking radio regulations and at the same time managing to convey his dismay at the display.
"Is he... 'Spiral Fire'?!"
"GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!"
"I think we need to go back to base... to refuel and rearm. Yeah, that's it!"
Planes did abrupt peeling away and accelerating manuevers. Crews abandoned tanks. Anyone who'd ever seen a Gojira movie was quite prepared for what they KNEW was coming.
"Heralding a new age, Sailor Uranus."
"Appearing elegantly, Sailor Neptune."
Some people, of course, NEVER watched such things. It was coarse and plebian entertainment.
"We shall not allow..." began Uranus, who stopped and blinked. "Gojira-sama? The menace you sensed was Gojira-sama?"
"What?" asked Sailor Neptune, staring up at the big monster. "I didn't expect a movie monster. It must be some sort of trick by a menace. By the way, why 'sama'?"
"Gojira is a force of nature, an icon of destruction and nature's wrath," said Uranus. "Such is worthy of respect."
"We should attack before he finishes summoning those forces," said Neptune. "DEEP..."
"WORLD..."
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
A largely empty parking lot ceased to exist, becoming a geyser of dirt, building materials, and ten thousand gallons of oatmeal from a freight car sitting on nearby tracks.
"SUBMERGE" "SHAKING".
GLOP!
"Uranus?"
"Neptune?"
"I'm covered in oatmeal."
"Considering what could have happened, count this as lucky," offered Uranus.
News crews came rushing in as the military cordon dissolved, with Gojira walking out of the dust cloud. He was stopped by-
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