“At last thou showest thine true visage before mine eyes, foul daemon! Make peace with thy foul Mistress, for soon thou and she both shall fall before my might, for I am the Blue Thunder, the Champion of Heaven!”
Normally when hearing that, Ranma’s natural “Anti-Kuno” system would have taken action. It was an instinct-based system designed to deal with the True Blunder without having to put forth attention that may be needed elsewhere.
Of course, almost all of Ranma’s system resources were dedicated to the fact that he was standing before a cat-goddess, and he was trying to make certain he didn’t experience FIM (foot-in-mouth) and end up getting fixed in some painful manner.
“Strike-strike-strike-strike-strike-strike-strike-strike-strike-strike-strike-strike!”
Ranma barely turned in time to avoid a blow that would have pierced his heart, his hands and senses moving fast enough for him to block the attacks, preventing them from doing any damage.
An upset Kasumi was almost as dangerous as a possibly upset Bastet.
And no, he wasn’t about to find out which was worse.
Belldandy sighed. She really needed to have Skuld check the system for bugs in Nerima. Something had to be out of whack, as she didn’t sense any demonic or heavenly magics that could explain the boy.
Bastet just growled as she slowly stood up. That worthless prick called her ... a foul MISTRESS! “I am not a foul Mistress, idiot. I am Bastet; Goddess Class 2, Category 2, Limited License. I am Goddess of the Egyptian Pantheon for cats, pregnant women, and children!”
Kuno stopped his assault, his warped gears trying to comprehend the information given to him. “I see now; it all becomes clear to me.”
Bastet let out a deep breath. She managed to both keep her temper and not fry the little prick that insulted her.
“You have come to the Holy Nation of Japan to attack our glorious pantheon, and assume control of our noble peoples. To do such, you have enlisted the services of the foul sorcerer demon, Saotome; promising him the fierce tigress Akane and the pigtailed girl!”
Kuno stepped back, raising his bokken high, replacing the one Ranma had shredded to keep damage down. “I, the glorious Blue Thunder, true chosen of the Heavens themselves, shall not let your demonic gaijin plan to go forth! I shall slay your foul consort, Saotome, and send your insignificant self and your pathetic worshippers off this holy soil of Japan!”
Everyone blinked.
Ranma wasn’t about to say anything. Even asking her to say it wasn’t true might be an offense.
Belldandy twitched. She had to wonder if this is why genies needed the extra training all the time. She was glad that this soul was definitely not scheduled to receive a wish from the Goddess Relief Office, or any office in Asgard. She would have to make certain he wasn’t scheduled for one from a demon.
Unfortunately, due to Belldandy’s spell, Akane couldn’t find the strength of will to summon a weapon to bash the pervert, and she didn’t want to use the table. That might offend the goddesses.
“WAH! My son-in-law’s trying to overthrow the Gods! Now the schools will never be joined!”
You can guess who said that.
Nabiki shook her head, making a mental note to get new locks, and charge Kuno-baby for them ... assuming he survived. Ancient gods and goddesses weren’t exactly known as the forgiving types.
Kasumi sighed. She just hoped that when that Kuno boy was horribly killed, that she had enough cleaner to remove the blood stains.
Genma was wondering if he could get this cat-girl to cure his curse if he helped her take over Japan. Maybe the food as well. That chicken looked good.
“Oh no he did not just say that!” yelled Bastet, changing her clothes from the look she had been going for to something more fitting for a brutal beat-down. “His ass is mine!”
The others just sighed. She could just get in such a mood sometimes.
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