In appearance, he was large and fat and vaguely toadlike. His lower limbs were a mechanical body that sort of resembled a black-iron lobster. One eye had been replaced with a glass-metal one, lit from within by red glow.
"Mail sahr," said one of his pirate crew, bringing the stack in on a silver platter.
"Ah, my catalogs," said AZZ9, rubbing his hands together. Hmmmm. Meat Of The Month Club subscription was running out, he'd better renew that. Weird Science Unlimited was having a sale? Oooh. Plasma blaster scorpion robot drones. Eh? A letter?
Thinking it would be more demands for him to release a sexslave or perhaps negotiation, Tyrantominus grinned. It was always nice to negotiate with these rubes. As if he'd ever live up to HIS terms of the bargain.
Dear Tyrantominus Aleph Zed Zed Niner:
As of 10:52 Central Time, your desmense has been selected for conquering and the establishment of new management.Therefore my Master, Ranma of Battlefrenzy Arena, will be coming to end your life and take over your Netherworld. Should you choose to step down voluntarily, my Master will be disappointed but will understand.
Please don't take your pirate base and go running and hiding, as that would just prolong your suffering and vex my Master considerably.
Yours Truly,
Alecto, scribe for Ranma.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed AZZ9. "Attacking me? ME? What fools! Am I not Tyrantominus?"
boom
"What a maroon," laughed AZZ9. "What an ignoramus."
BOOM
"I haven't laughed so hard since I torched the orphanage," said AZZ9.
BOOM
"Pah, I am in my lair, surrounded by defenses, buttressed by own cybernetic implants and addons," boasted AZZ9, "in a mobile space battleplanetoid heavily armed and armored."
BOOM
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed AZZ9. "Let's see. 'Battlefrenzy Arena' - I think that's nearby. Maybe I can use that new toy of mine on the place."
CRUNCH!
"Hey, Smitty," said AZZ9. "What've we got on 'Battlefr'- you're not Smitty."
"Nope," agreed the Aragami standing in front of a wrecked doorway.
"So, you must 'Alecto' then," said AZZ9, raising himself up on his mechanical legs. Activating battle scanners, he tried reading his opponent's threat level.
"Nope. Alecto handles my writing when the usual secretary's out," said the Aragami. "I'm Ranma. Shall we get this on?"
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