"A---ttention!" Sailor Mars shouted. "A salute for our queen and general!"
Usagi, in her newest Sailor Moon fuku (similar to her form as Eternal Sailor Moon, but without those silly wings) stepped out of her vehicle and looked at the assembled guard of honor.
"Well?" she finally asked. "Is that all?"
Rei was taken aback. "B-but Usagi... um... I mean, your Highness... the troops have assembled, the fanfare has been winded, the guard of honor is here... Excuse me, but WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT?"
Sailor Moon looked a little offended. "Well, perhaps a bouquet of freshly picked violets... or something similar. Members of Royalty have their sentimental moments too, you know?"
If it wasn't for her queen and general standing in front of her, Rei would have groaned.
Chibimoon walked up behind her and coughed. "I don't want to say that I told you so... but... I tol..."
"One more word, soldier, and you'll be cleaning the latrine for several months!" Mars growled.
Chibiusa quickly covered her mouth. "Shuddingupnow!"
Just then, the queen's stomach began gurgling.
"Hehehe," Usagi giggled. "Looks like I didn't have any lunch today... Rei, can't we have lunch together?"
"Of course," the commander sighed. "Chibimoon..."
"Ma'am?" the pink-haired lieutenant snapped to attention.
"Please go to the cooks and tell them to prepare something for the queen... you should know best what she prefers."
Chibimoon saluted. "Right away, ma'am!"
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"Hey, cook... This food is inedible," Jupiter said with a deep frown as she approached the head chef of the army camp.
"Oh my... how can this be?" Kasumi Tendo asked with worry. "This food, that I managed to cook with my own hands, is supposed to be inedible?"
She took the metal can with the smelly food out of Makoto's hands and grabbed a wooden spoon.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"You bad, bad food," Kasumi scolded while pounding the can with the spoon. "I taught you better than not being edible, right? Stop being toxic pig swill this instant!"
Smiling, she gave the sergeant back her food. "Here, I taught it a lesson: It has promised to be especially yummy this time."
Makoto sweatdropped. "I don't know how she does it..." she murmured while leaving. "But somehow, I can't stay mad at her for too long..."
Kasumi watched her leaving, then she sighed. "Akane..."
"Yes, sis?" Her younger sister and assistant came running over.
"Please, try not to improve my cooking anymore... This was the fourth time this month Sergeant Jupiter came here to complain."
Akane lowered her head. "I'm sorry, Kasumi... I only wanted to help..."
Kasumi gave her sister a reassuring smile. "That's okay... now, be a dear and go wash the dishes, please!"
Akane nodded. "Right away, sis!"
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